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Vlad is a homosexual science fiction fan.
He sucks on at least three different levels.
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Vlad, you have no clue on how a Vampire should conduct oneself. It makes no sense at all to type your accent. Vampires have a preternatural ability for higher thought, yet you show no evidence of that capability. I have serious doubts about your being a member of the night, and if I were you, I would take great pains to be wary of the real Vampires whom will see your mannerisms as false, and come to destroy you.

The Vampire Slay
4/30/03
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He's not a vampire - He's DJANGO! He's UDAY!

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I've never spoken with Uday or really read all the crappy arguing or name calling that was going on here. He just offended me with his portrayal of the chosen ones.



Vas ees zees?

Ven deed I zay I vaz a vampire, dumkopf?

I zaid I vas Vlad, impaler of ze men und zucker of ze vomen!

I kome here to zuck ze vomen und impale ze men!

Zees "vampire" bullzheet eez not for me! I don't believe in ze vampires! Zey are bullzheet, you know vas I mean? Bullzheet! Not for me!

I am VLAD!

'Nuf zaid!

Und Caitlyn, zat eez a nize try, but zho I am Rumanian by birth, I am a naturalized American und I don't understand Rumanian! Zat eez vhy I zpeak een zees ridiculous, funky neo-Gothic accent.

Und you drag qveen vierdo mit ze funny haircut--it make no deeference to go on repeating ze "Django" und ze "Uday" like zome pagan incantation.

I am VLAD! Ze Impaler of ze men und ze zucker of ze vomen!

'Nuff zaid!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



The Mad Prophet of the Movie Forums
Originally posted by Vlad

Vas are you? A prophet? You prophezy my arrival on zees forum?

You false prophet, I zeenk!
Way to go! The Mad Prophet! You get the picture. Django, if you are going to post, at least attempt to do it with dignity and use your original user name.
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Vas eez zees? Anozer dumkopf mit obzessionz about ze Django und ze Uzay?

I am growink tired mit zees nonzense!

Be varned! I vill zic my big, black hound dogs on you. Zen you vill be zorry!



By ze vay, here eez a portrait of me (Vlad) een my younger dayz, ven I vaz ze Count of Tranzylvania. Ah, zose vere ze dayz, ven I could keel anyvone who dare oppoze my abzolute authority und power! How I long vor zose dayz! Abzolute power eez like a drug. Vonce you are hooked on eet, zere eez no subztitute!
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Und here eez a picture ov my vavoreet actor, Chreestopher Lee, playink me een ze peecturez ov Hammer. I theenk he deed a gut chob, don't chew?
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Und zees eez anozer peecture ov Chreestopher Lee:
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My life isn't written very well.
WOW!

Uday goes on Ebay.
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Vlad seems to have the same disliking for Yoda just as Django did. The funny thing is, Django is probobly some white geek who sits at his computer with the shades drawn arguing with people on subjects he has no idea about. To repeat what Beale said, Django, just shut up and admeet it, you wit-lizz jackazz!
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Ach! Eez zees forum all krazy or zomezeenk? Vhy you must keep on repeatink zame old nonzense mit no end in sight? I don't know nuttink about Django, but I do know zat I am no vit-less geek mit ze shadez drawn! I am ze Count of Transylvania, Vlad ze Impaler (of ze men und ze zucker of ze vomen)! I am ze Almighty Vlad, ze vone und only Vlad! Ze greatest! I am ze devil's gift to ze vomen! I am ze greatest! Und yez, I do keep ze shades drawn, but only because ze zun is bad for my milk-vhite complexion.