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I haf arrived to wreak ze havoc on zees mezzage board!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



Everybody, meet Django II. They have the same IP address and Vlad originally signed up under Django's email address before changing it shortly afterwards.

Ain't happenin' today, Uday.



Vas is zis Django?

Who are you, upstart?

I vill suck your blood!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



From what we've learned about you, Vlad, you suck blood but you don't drink it.



My life isn't written very well.
This is becoming a tired bit Uday. Why us?
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I suck and suck and zen I suck zome more!

I love to suck!

But, to be honest . . .

YODA SUCKS!!!

Heh, heh, heh!



Originally posted by r3port3r66
This is becoming a tired bit Uday. Why us?
Who you talk to? Who eez zees "Uday"?

Ze name eez Vlad, dumkopf!

Mein Gott, eez zees full of imbeciles?

I kome to zuck ze blood, and all I get ees bunch of dumkopf imbeciles!

You zpeak to me, you call me by my name, dumkopf! Ze name eez "VLAD"! Zay eet, please!

"V-L-A-D!"

Please, no more obzezzeef fantazies about zees "Django" or zees "Uday"!



My life isn't written very well.
Tired. It's ti-r-ed. Your whole internet persona has become this tired, childish bundle, made up of nothing but zeroes.



The Mad Prophet of the Movie Forums
Originally posted by Beale the Rippe
I wonder....maybe this whole "Django being gone" thing is a set-up. He may have another name he goes by, and is online with that as opposed to Django. This way he can accompish his sick desire of learning more about what people think about him.
Did I not predict this would happen?
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Vas eez zees?

Vy you haf peecture of schoolbus and zen you haf peecture of freak mit long hair und bald-headed freak?

You krazy or somezeenk?

I deed not kome here to talk mit ze krazy people!



Originally posted by r3port3r66
Tired. It's ti-r-ed. Your whole internet persona has become this tired, childish bundle, made up of nothing but zeroes.
Vas are you zayink? Are you talkink to me?

Originally posted by Beale the Rippe


Did I not predict this would happen?
Vas are you? A prophet? You prophezy my arrival on zees forum?

You false prophet, I zeenk!



Damn... it's dark out. Whoever's living in a place where the sun is still up, let it hit your computer directly on Mofo. Maybe it would melt Vlad away.



The zun is bad for my complexion, dumkopf!

Zat's vy I don't haf a tan!



I like your aliases better than I liked the 'real' you. You could learn from your alternate personalities.

Vlad was Romanian, NOT German...

I can see you as can many others when you are in *invisible mode so it does you no good to hide.

See ya Uday.



It was beauty killed the beast.
Vlad Is a Loser

Yo, Yo, Yo

He says he sucks he chicks
but we know he really sucks *bleep*

Bustin' up on the board like your King Kong?
Vlad you just a poser, see you later, so long!
Carry your f***ing self the f*** on out
Before you get a 9 so far up your a** that you spend the next week sh**ing bullets out



Originally posted by Sir Toose
Vlad was Romanian, NOT German...
I know I am Rumanian, dumkopf! Zat ees vy I zpeak een a Rumanian accent! Eez very zimilar to ze Cherman accent. You read ze book "Dracula"? You vill zee.

Originally posted by Kong
Vlad Is a Loser

Yo, Yo, Yo

He says he sucks he chicks
but we know he really sucks *bleep*

Bustin' up on the board like your King Kong?
Vlad you just a poser, see you later, so long!
Carry your f***ing self the f*** on out
Before you get a 9 so far up your a** that you spend the next week sh**ing bullets out
Vas eez zees? Imbecile gorilla makes stupid poetry mit bad rhyme? Zees not funny! Dumkopf!



I keep thinking of the cop in Young Frankenstein (the guy that slaps his arm around).


You're a funny guy when you're not trying to be caustic.



If you are Romanian... you should be able to read this...

Acesta este foarte copil. acolo ești niște foarte bun mental sănătate clinics înăuntru al tău arie. seek ajutor...
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