The Who Do You Wanna Have Sex With Thread!

I want to have sex with...
























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Jessica Alba...shes mighty fine, If she lacks in personality her looks more than make up for it.

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Behold the offspring you would yield:



Please, Matt; stick to holes in fences.

Man, holes in fences bite...

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Actually, that's the construction workers on the other side.

What the Hell holes are you sticking your dick through, man?
For your information, I'm getting bitten by goats and only goats.

Well, sometimes sheep and ponies.

Move to the country.

Whoa! Sounds like fun!

Ah, but she's not your type, Uday. She's female.

Jealous, I can see! Sorry, Matt, I know you have the hots for me, but contrary to what you think, I do prefer women!

no...no.... nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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"So you take me for what I am...a psychopathic, schizophrenic, serial-killing, femme fatale?"

And lucid.

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You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."

Can some one do me please? Im need of a good...doin.

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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!

Do ya need a doin...?.....

Now that's dangerous posting this in a thread that Django visits.......

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~ Nikki ~

"I'm your hell, I'm your dream.......I'm nothing in between.......You know you wouldn't want it any other way".........

"Listen, when I slap you, you'll take it and like it"..........Humphrey Bogart..........Maltese Falcon.......

Graze on my lips and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie...........William Shakespeare.......

WOAH good point....*shudders uncontrollably*

Ok, How about who needs a doin? i can do with doin a doin!

You want to doin a doin..............?

ANY doin that needs a doin........apply to the doin above.....

Will it be worth it though.........?

heheheheeeeeee.......

Everythings worth it with the blib .... *Whisper* - If not ill PAY to make it worth it.

Oh, you're lucid alright...

Lucid enough, I think.

Unless we're talking about silent lucidity... but, then, I stopped listening to Queensryche long ago. Cut off my fe-mullet and everything.

Originally Posted by Mary Loquacious
What a thread this is. Hondo just found out God's dead (or "dea") and Holden's giving himself the shaft.

Me, I just wanna do Django. I wanna do him like he's never been done before, I do.

You know Mary that crosses the line of things to make jokes about, see there is funny and there is just plain disgusting and utterly weird that comment was in the latter

This coming from someone who is odder than the vast majority of circus-freaks.

daing SB...that was harsh!!!