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If you'd be in Amsterdam, would you buy paddo's and weed?

Have you ever been arrested?

Have you ever been fired?

Do you drink lots of alcohol?

Is it important to you to be a virgin?
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Welcome to the human race...
If you'd be in Amsterdam, would you buy paddo's and weed?

What are paddos? Weed, possibly.

Have you ever been arrested?

No.

Have you ever been fired?

No.

Do you drink lots of alcohol?

No.

Is it important to you to be a virgin?

No. It's more of a matter of circumstance.
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What do you think about the japanese killing Whales for science?

Do you have a pet? if so what is it?

Do you like Kath and Kim

I know what a cherry ripe is, I love them Yummm
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Paddo's are a cetrain kind of mushrooms. Makes you hallucinate. So.. try to?

What's your opinion on the US when it comes to the Armenian Genocide?

What do you think of the European Union?

Do you prefer Michelangelo's David over Boromini's David?



Time for a proper question, a real question that tells us what kind of person you are:

What do you think about Snake being in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, fighting so-called cute characters like Mario and Sonic?
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what whit to whom did my life keep?



Welcome to the human race...
Yeah, I would try paddos then.

What do you think about the japanese killing Whales for science?

I don't really have an opinion. Still, ask yourself if the whales are more useful alive or dead. Yeah, then you might see what I think.

Do you have a pet? if so what is it?

4-year-old golden retriever named Harry.

Do you like Kath and Kim?

Nah. I got truly sick of it after series 2.

What's your opinion on the US when it comes to the Armenian Genocide?

Hmm, hadn't heard of it, just looked it up...okay, this definitely looks ugly and unnecessary. The US sucks for this.

What do you think of the European Union?

It's cool.

Do you prefer Michelangelo's David over Boromini's David?

Borromini's version is another thing I haven't seen, just gotta look it up...okay...Borromini's version looks pretty good, more dynamic. I'll go with that.

What do you think about Snake being in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, fighting so-called cute characters like Mario and Sonic?

As much as I'm a fan of Snake, I honestly reckon that having him in Brawl will be a mistake. He just doesn't fit in.

Besides, I'm more of a Donkey Kong man myself.



Do you like poetry and if so, who is your favorite poet?

If you could meet one person (living or deceased) who would it be and why?

Pablo Picasso or Salvador Dali?

Are you feeling well done yet?
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AiSv Nv wa do hi ya do...
(Walk in Peace)




Welcome to the human race...
Do you like poetry and if so, who is your favorite poet?

I'm not really into poetry. Likewise, I'm not big on reading the individual poets. I can't really answer then.

If you could meet one person (living or deceased) who would it be and why?

Spike Milligan, because he's the funniest fella that ever lived, and it would be interesting to see what he was like in person. A close second is Hunter S. Thompson.

Pablo Picasso or Salvador Dali?

Dali.

Are you feeling well done yet?

Not really. How long has this been going anyway?



Alas, tis time, ladies and gentlebeasts, to unsticky our beloved Iroquois. Thank you, Iroquois, for your participation in our small but educational frolic.

Since we now know things about you that we might have never otherwise learned, you are hereby stamped, branded and/or stigmatized a lifelong MoFo with your access to these hallowed halls heretofore and evermore guaranteed.

This thread shall remain open to continue with any and all requests to gain insight the inner tickings of our brother Iroquois.



Hope you don't mind if I ask a few more questions...


1) If you could change one feature on your face, what would it be?

2) Did you ever talk to the monster in your closet when you were younger?

3) If you could follow one celebrity around for a month, who would it be?

4) Do you march to your own drums or someone else’s?

5) Do you like The Beatles? And if so, what is your favorite song?

6) Who do you admire more than anyone else? And why?

7) Buried or cremated?

8) If you could go back in time and witness one historical event, what would it be?



Welcome to the human race...
@Caitlyn - not at all.

1) If you could change one feature on your face, what would it be?

Not really my face, but one of the muscles in my neck is shorter than usual and thus is always pulled tight no matter what I do. I'd change it.

2) Did you ever talk to the monster in your closet when you were younger?

Didn't believe in monsters in the closet when I was younger, so no.

3) If you could follow one celebrity around for a month, who would it be?

Weird Al Yankovic.

4) Do you march to your own drums or someone else’s?

My own, definitely.

5) Do you like The Beatles? And if so, what is your favorite song?

Never really got into Beatles, but they're all right. I'd say my favourite is A Hard Day's Night.

6) Who do you admire more than anyone else? And why?

I honestly don't know. I don't really "admire" people.

7) Buried or cremated?

Cremated.

8) If you could go back in time and witness one historical event, what would it be?

No idea. Probably the dawn of man.



The People's Republic of Clogher
Possibly the most important question - How much are you looking forward to MGS4 and MGS Online?
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Welcome to the human race...
For MGS4 - surprisingly, not that much. I don't actually have a PS3 to play it on and I'm saving my money for better things so it's way down on my list on "highly anticipated". As for MGS Online - I haven't even heard of it until now



The People's Republic of Clogher
I'd say that by the time MGS4 comes out the PS3 will be significantly cheaper/there'll be a lot of good quality 2nd hand units out there.

Don't know a lot about MGS Online myself but it's a 16 player online spin-off from MGS4, probably coming bundled with the game itself.



Hope these questions haven't been asked already,
Do You work? if so what do you do?
Do You have siblings?
What do your parents do?
What sports are you involved in? if none do you like sport?
What do you think about the change in Government?
Have you a girlfriend?
Do you get down to surfers much?



Welcome to the human race...
Do You work? if so what do you do?

Yeah. I work in the deli at a supermarket.

Do You have siblings?

Yeah, two younger brothers.

What do your parents do?

My dad is a semi-retired accountant. My mum is a teacher at a girls' school.

What sports are you involved in? if none do you like sport?

I don't really get involved in sports anymore (I used to when I was younger though). As for liking it - nah, I don't really see the appeal.

What do you think about the change in Government?

I don't really have an opinion. I do know that it'll probably mean my uncle gets screwed out of $50,000 over workplace reforms.

Have you a girlfriend?

In short, no.

Do you get down to surfers much?

I go down there on a semi-regular basis (seeing as I have grandparents down there). Last time I went was on Thursday to check out Schoolies - I was disappointed.