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A horrendous found-footage film which follows the exploits of some over privileged and promiscuous teenage trollops sucking and f!cking their way into a barrel in the ground.
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A horrendous found-footage film which follows the exploits of some over privileged and promiscuous teenage trollops sucking and f!cking their way into a barrel in the ground.
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A horrendous found-footage film which follows the exploits of some over privileged and promiscuous teenage trollops sucking and f!cking their way into a barrel in the ground.
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Crank (Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor, 2006)
A quite entertaining action movie if you make the effort to not take it seriously. Statham is always fun to see and the premise is interesting. The amateurish style of shooting didn't do nothing for me though...
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A recommendation by Captain Spaulding!
And what a recommendation this was! I loved it, great film. I was blown away. Well, maybe the acting was a little stiff, at times very stiff, but the story was good and I liked the badass face/off scenes. There was a lot of them. And yeah, there were some plotholes here and there, but Oh My was they filled by the end of this film. A nice build-up that ends in a big climax. A very in-your-face ending, but I can accept it. Again, a great film. Thanks Spaulding.
And what a recommendation this was! I loved it, great film. I was blown away. Well, maybe the acting was a little stiff, at times very stiff, but the story was good and I liked the badass face/off scenes. There was a lot of them. And yeah, there were some plotholes here and there, but Oh My was they filled by the end of this film. A nice build-up that ends in a big climax. A very in-your-face ending, but I can accept it. Again, a great film. Thanks Spaulding.
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Caught this as a rental. Fantastic film! For a flick that was made on $15 million dollars, it sure as hell does not look like it! Credit where credit is due, the CGI is way better here then it was in Jurassic World, and that had all the money in the Universal vaults to make it! Thematically it seems to be a blend of 2001: A Space Odyssey, Blade Runner, and Frankenstein all put together in one neat little package. Very engaging, very well shot, excellent acting, and one hell of an ending. Easily one of the more overlooked films by the general public. I hope this gets awards love.
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A recommendation by Captain Spaulding!
Holes will be filled. Jesus.
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A recommendation by Captain Spaulding!
And what a recommendation this was! I loved it, great film. I was blown away. Well, maybe the acting was a little stiff, at times very stiff, but the story was good and I liked the badass face/off scenes. There was a lot of them. And yeah, there were some plotholes here and there, but Oh My was they filled by the end of this film. A nice build-up that ends in a big climax. A very in-your-face ending, but I can accept it. Again, a great film. Thanks Spaulding.
And what a recommendation this was! I loved it, great film. I was blown away. Well, maybe the acting was a little stiff, at times very stiff, but the story was good and I liked the badass face/off scenes. There was a lot of them. And yeah, there were some plotholes here and there, but Oh My was they filled by the end of this film. A nice build-up that ends in a big climax. A very in-your-face ending, but I can accept it. Again, a great film. Thanks Spaulding.
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Well, maybe the acting was a little stiff, at times very stiff
And yeah, there were some plotholes here and there
A nice build-up that ends in a big climax.
A very in-your-face ending, but I can accept it.
Keep it coming, if you get what I mean.
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Caught this as a rental. Fantastic film! For a flick that was made on $15 million dollars, it sure as hell does not look like it! Credit where credit is due, the CGI is way better here then it was in Jurassic World, and that had all the money in the Universal vaults to make it! Thematically it seems to be a blend of 2001: A Space Odyssey, Blade Runner, and Frankenstein all put together in one neat little package. Very engaging, very well shot, excellent acting, and one hell of an ending. Easily one of the more overlooked films by the general public. I hope this gets awards love.
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That title: 'Drill Bill'. Send it to someone who doesn't know how to drill, or wants to buy a drill, or has his house being renovated or whatever and advertise as a great video to solve all his problems. Then, the message from this guy comes back and he says he loves it and now he wants to drill you.
From now on, you are the hunted and he is the hunter. You try to escape, but you know it's only a matter of time he finds you. You can't get the idea of getting drilled outta your head. It's killing you.
Two weeks have passed and so far the hunter has not yet tracked his game. You live like an outcast, rarely ever leaving your house. Even if you do, you change your clothes, you glue fake beard and moustache and put a pillow under your shirt, so you seem fatter than you really are. You also wear shades. You abandoned the idea of wearing balaclava as fast as your 80 years old neighbour spotted you sneaking around his dog's house and raised alarm. It was hard explaining the whole drill thing to the police, so you figured it would be easier to admit to the crime. Bestiality. Believeing there's no way the drill-enthusiast will find you in prison, you avow to everything the judge accusses you of. So, apart from bestiality, there's also sodomy, theft, reckless driving (how come, you realize you don't even have a car, must've been that bicycle race you had with your friends, well you don't wanna remember this) and attempted murder (the poor old neighbour almost got a stroke when he saw you next to his dog in that baclava).
Well, you got 15 years. Yes, that's a lot, but enough for that crazy drill-enthusiast to forget about you and find himself another drill-friendly companion. You're so happy. If you're lucky, you will never see this guy ever again. You always wanted to have some time to think things over. Like, what's the meaning of life, or whether cheese or a potatoe is better. No time for that now, though, because your cell has just been assigned to you. You go slowly, but steadily, with a lot of pride. The guards don't push you and you feel like you're just entering your new house. A new chapter in your life has just begun! You enter the cell! It's empty! You even have your own shower there! No worries about dropping soap. Even if you do, you're alone, so no sudden drilling possible! You're so glad you forget about all your problems and go to sleep.
You wake up. There's the hunter next to you. He says the video you sent him changed his life and he wanted to thank you, but he couldn't find you anywhere, so he finally decided to go to your house. The door was opened, so he entered, fearing for you health. Then you spot everything in your flat is a big mess, some remains of unknown origin and awful dregs. You don't even want to remember how come they appeared here. The guy thanks you once again, makes sure you're alright and leaves your house jumping happily.
You no longer know what's happened. You're trying to think. Trying to think hard, but nothing's coming to your head. He was very happy, yet didn't rape you. That means he couldn't have watched the drilling video. But he certainly got a link to a video clip. He was talking about it. That's for sure. So, you sent this guy a video, but not the drilling video. You think harder and harder. What other videos...? Then, you spot your mobile phone laying on the floor. 106 missed calls from your mum. Then, in that second, everything becomes clear. The video you accidentally sent to your friend you wanted to prank was in fact an advertisement of a very nice wallpaper for a cheap prize. Your mother wanted a new wallpaper for her kitchen. If the guy got the wallpaper video, then your...
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F*CK
Alright, guys, it was pretty random. It's 4:29 AM here and for some reason instead of sleeping I'm writing this bullsh*t.
From now on, you are the hunted and he is the hunter. You try to escape, but you know it's only a matter of time he finds you. You can't get the idea of getting drilled outta your head. It's killing you.
Two weeks have passed and so far the hunter has not yet tracked his game. You live like an outcast, rarely ever leaving your house. Even if you do, you change your clothes, you glue fake beard and moustache and put a pillow under your shirt, so you seem fatter than you really are. You also wear shades. You abandoned the idea of wearing balaclava as fast as your 80 years old neighbour spotted you sneaking around his dog's house and raised alarm. It was hard explaining the whole drill thing to the police, so you figured it would be easier to admit to the crime. Bestiality. Believeing there's no way the drill-enthusiast will find you in prison, you avow to everything the judge accusses you of. So, apart from bestiality, there's also sodomy, theft, reckless driving (how come, you realize you don't even have a car, must've been that bicycle race you had with your friends, well you don't wanna remember this) and attempted murder (the poor old neighbour almost got a stroke when he saw you next to his dog in that baclava).
Well, you got 15 years. Yes, that's a lot, but enough for that crazy drill-enthusiast to forget about you and find himself another drill-friendly companion. You're so happy. If you're lucky, you will never see this guy ever again. You always wanted to have some time to think things over. Like, what's the meaning of life, or whether cheese or a potatoe is better. No time for that now, though, because your cell has just been assigned to you. You go slowly, but steadily, with a lot of pride. The guards don't push you and you feel like you're just entering your new house. A new chapter in your life has just begun! You enter the cell! It's empty! You even have your own shower there! No worries about dropping soap. Even if you do, you're alone, so no sudden drilling possible! You're so glad you forget about all your problems and go to sleep.
You wake up. There's the hunter next to you. He says the video you sent him changed his life and he wanted to thank you, but he couldn't find you anywhere, so he finally decided to go to your house. The door was opened, so he entered, fearing for you health. Then you spot everything in your flat is a big mess, some remains of unknown origin and awful dregs. You don't even want to remember how come they appeared here. The guy thanks you once again, makes sure you're alright and leaves your house jumping happily.
You no longer know what's happened. You're trying to think. Trying to think hard, but nothing's coming to your head. He was very happy, yet didn't rape you. That means he couldn't have watched the drilling video. But he certainly got a link to a video clip. He was talking about it. That's for sure. So, you sent this guy a video, but not the drilling video. You think harder and harder. What other videos...? Then, you spot your mobile phone laying on the floor. 106 missed calls from your mum. Then, in that second, everything becomes clear. The video you accidentally sent to your friend you wanted to prank was in fact an advertisement of a very nice wallpaper for a cheap prize. Your mother wanted a new wallpaper for her kitchen. If the guy got the wallpaper video, then your...
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F*CK
Alright, guys, it was pretty random. It's 4:29 AM here and for some reason instead of sleeping I'm writing this bullsh*t.
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That title: 'Drill Bill'. Send it to someone who doesn't know how to drill, or wants to buy a drill, or has his house being renovated or whatever and advertise as a great video to solve all his problems. Then, the message from this guy comes back and he says he loves it and now he wants to drill you.
From now on, you are the hunted and he is the hunter. You try to escape, but you know it's only a matter of time he finds you. You can't get the idea of getting drilled outta your head. It's killing you.
Two weeks have passed and so far the hunter has not yet tracked his game. You live like an outcast, rarely ever leaving your house. Even if you do, you change your clothes, you glue fake beard and moustache and put a pillow under your shirt, so you seem fatter than you really are. You also wear shades. You abandoned the idea of wearing balaclava as fast as your 80 years old neighbour spotted you sneaking around his dog's house and raised alarm. It was hard explaining the whole drill thing to the police, so you figured it would be easier to admit to the crime. Bestiality. Believeing there's no way the drill-enthusiast will find you in prison, you avow to everything the judge accusses you of. So, apart from bestiality, there's also sodomy, theft, reckless driving (how come, you realize you don't even have a car, must've been that bicycle race you had with your friends, well you don't wanna remember this) and attempted murder (the poor old neighbour almost got a stroke when he saw you next to his dog in that baclava).
Well, you got 15 years. Yes, that's a lot, but enough for that crazy drill-enthusiast to forget about you and find himself another drill-friendly companion. You're so happy. If you're lucky, you will never see this guy ever again. You always wanted to have some time to think things over. Like, what's the meaning of life, or whether cheese or a potatoe is better. No time for that now, though, because your cell has just been assigned to you. You go slowly, but steadily, with a lot of pride. The guards don't push you and you feel like you're just entering your new house. A new chapter in your life has just begun! You enter the cell! It's empty! You even have your own shower there! No worries about dropping soap. Even if you do, you're alone, so no sudden drilling possible! You're so glad you forget about all your problems and go to sleep.
You wake up. There's the hunter next to you. He says the video you sent him changed his life and he wanted to thank you, but he couldn't find you anywhere, so he finally decided to go to your house. The door was opened, so he entered, fearing for you health. Then you spot everything in your flat is a big mess, some remains of unknown origin and awful dregs. You don't even want to remember how come they appeared here. The guy thanks you once again, makes sure you're alright and leaves your house jumping happily.
You no longer know what's happened. You're trying to think. Trying to think hard, but nothing's coming to your head. He was very happy, yet didn't rape you. That means he couldn't have watched the drilling video. But he certainly got a link to a video clip. He was talking about it. That's for sure. So, you sent this guy a video, but not the drilling video. You think harder and harder. What other videos...? Then, you spot your mobile phone laying on the floor. 106 missed calls from your mum. Then, in that second, everything becomes clear. The video you accidentally sent to your friend you wanted to prank was in fact an advertisement of a very nice wallpaper for a cheap prize. Your mother wanted a new wallpaper for her kitchen. If the guy got the wallpaper video, then your...
...
...
...
...
...
...
F*CK
Alright, guys, it was pretty random. It's 4:29 AM here and for some reason instead of sleeping I'm writing this bullsh*t.
From now on, you are the hunted and he is the hunter. You try to escape, but you know it's only a matter of time he finds you. You can't get the idea of getting drilled outta your head. It's killing you.
Two weeks have passed and so far the hunter has not yet tracked his game. You live like an outcast, rarely ever leaving your house. Even if you do, you change your clothes, you glue fake beard and moustache and put a pillow under your shirt, so you seem fatter than you really are. You also wear shades. You abandoned the idea of wearing balaclava as fast as your 80 years old neighbour spotted you sneaking around his dog's house and raised alarm. It was hard explaining the whole drill thing to the police, so you figured it would be easier to admit to the crime. Bestiality. Believeing there's no way the drill-enthusiast will find you in prison, you avow to everything the judge accusses you of. So, apart from bestiality, there's also sodomy, theft, reckless driving (how come, you realize you don't even have a car, must've been that bicycle race you had with your friends, well you don't wanna remember this) and attempted murder (the poor old neighbour almost got a stroke when he saw you next to his dog in that baclava).
Well, you got 15 years. Yes, that's a lot, but enough for that crazy drill-enthusiast to forget about you and find himself another drill-friendly companion. You're so happy. If you're lucky, you will never see this guy ever again. You always wanted to have some time to think things over. Like, what's the meaning of life, or whether cheese or a potatoe is better. No time for that now, though, because your cell has just been assigned to you. You go slowly, but steadily, with a lot of pride. The guards don't push you and you feel like you're just entering your new house. A new chapter in your life has just begun! You enter the cell! It's empty! You even have your own shower there! No worries about dropping soap. Even if you do, you're alone, so no sudden drilling possible! You're so glad you forget about all your problems and go to sleep.
You wake up. There's the hunter next to you. He says the video you sent him changed his life and he wanted to thank you, but he couldn't find you anywhere, so he finally decided to go to your house. The door was opened, so he entered, fearing for you health. Then you spot everything in your flat is a big mess, some remains of unknown origin and awful dregs. You don't even want to remember how come they appeared here. The guy thanks you once again, makes sure you're alright and leaves your house jumping happily.
You no longer know what's happened. You're trying to think. Trying to think hard, but nothing's coming to your head. He was very happy, yet didn't rape you. That means he couldn't have watched the drilling video. But he certainly got a link to a video clip. He was talking about it. That's for sure. So, you sent this guy a video, but not the drilling video. You think harder and harder. What other videos...? Then, you spot your mobile phone laying on the floor. 106 missed calls from your mum. Then, in that second, everything becomes clear. The video you accidentally sent to your friend you wanted to prank was in fact an advertisement of a very nice wallpaper for a cheap prize. Your mother wanted a new wallpaper for her kitchen. If the guy got the wallpaper video, then your...
...
...
...
...
...
...
F*CK
Alright, guys, it was pretty random. It's 4:29 AM here and for some reason instead of sleeping I'm writing this bullsh*t.
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My lust for Noir is growing. Great film! And a hell of a companion piece to Sunset Blvd. Though I do like Sunset a little bit more.
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A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)
Pretty average comedy, but I like Jason Sudeikis, and I like this kind of comedy. It is non-stop fratboy humor; some of it doesn't work, but enough does, and it never pretends to be something else.
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To Be or Not to Be (USA, 1942, Ernst Lubitsch) - +
Hilarious screwball comedy and kind of daring considering the year it was made.
Hilarious screwball comedy and kind of daring considering the year it was made.
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A recommendation by Captain Spaulding!
And what a recommendation this was! I loved it, great film. I was blown away. Well, maybe the acting was a little stiff, at times very stiff, but the story was good and I liked the badass face/off scenes. There was a lot of them. And yeah, there were some plotholes here and there, but Oh My was they filled by the end of this film. A nice build-up that ends in a big climax. A very in-your-face ending, but I can accept it. Again, a great film. Thanks Spaulding.
And what a recommendation this was! I loved it, great film. I was blown away. Well, maybe the acting was a little stiff, at times very stiff, but the story was good and I liked the badass face/off scenes. There was a lot of them. And yeah, there were some plotholes here and there, but Oh My was they filled by the end of this film. A nice build-up that ends in a big climax. A very in-your-face ending, but I can accept it. Again, a great film. Thanks Spaulding.
The description is hilarious though
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The Blue Max (1966)
A pretty decent movie with a few problems the biggest of which is that some actors made their English sound a bit German-like for the sake of realism, while others didn't. If they were trying, they weren't successful. That made some of the dialogues messy.
What was rather surprising was that the German Luftwaffe officers were depicted as reasonable people not devoid of common sense and decency in combat. The exception to that was the main character, who is an example of the more common depiction of German officers in cinema: overly ambitious, convinced of his superiority to a fault, snobbish, aggressive, and most crucially of all: brainwashed by the lust for the supposed glory his country could grant him by giving him medals. Here, he was, appropriately, hated for that.
An interesting approach to a common subject.
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