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Maybe the strange pacing and elliptical narrative should make you rethink your understanding of what's happening rather than label it as boring.
See my earlier comment about labeling stuff as boring.

Only my opinion of course, which is the point of a forum...




My top 12:

1. Terminator Salvation
2. Twilight
3. Broke Back Mountain
4. Hulk
5. Batman Begins
6. Harry Potter...... All of them
7. Torchure porn.......... I mean Saw
8. Godzilla (1998)
9. Spider-Man (2002)
10. Hannibal Rises
11. Godzilla vs Gigan (the first 40 minutes)
12. Lord of the Rings trilogy



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My top 12:

1. Terminator Salvation
2. Twilight
3. Broke Back Mountain
4. Hulk
5. Batman Begins
6. Harry Potter...... All of them
7. Torchure porn.......... I mean Saw
8. Godzilla (1998)
9. Spider-Man (2002)
10. Hannibal Rises
11. Godzilla vs Gigan (the first 40 minutes)
12. Lord of the Rings trilogy
Lord of the Rings,Batman Begins,really,wow...



Daybreakers, the dullest vamp movie I've watched in awhile (Twilight wins in the dumbest category). The characters where forgettable and the movie took itself way too seriously.



Surely avatar! I have slept during the movie. An other boring movie are UP, Titanic,American beaty.



Surely avatar! I have slept during the movie. An other boring movie are UP, Titanic,American beaty.
Up boring?...did an evil pixie steal you heart and replace it with a shard of ice?




Up boring?...did an evil pixie seal you heart and replace it with a shard of ice?

Ditto
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I think boring is a pretty good assessment of Up. Maybe a little harsh if I'm being really nice, but I certainly don't see in it what so many others do. Had the film stopped after that first 5-10 minutes showing the old man's life upto that point, then it might be worth all the acclaim.
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I think boring is a pretty good assessment of Up. Maybe a little harsh if I'm being really nice, but I certainly don't see in it what so many others do. Had the film stopped after that first 5-10 minutes showing the old man's life upto that point, then it might be worth all the acclaim.
Ill respectfully disagree there Ms Barrymore. No doubting the magnificence of that opening montage (one of best in animated history) but many of the best bits for me come towards the end.

Each to their own of course, still find it hard that that would be the most boring film anyone had seen...hasn't anyone been unfortunate enough to see Windtalkers?

Two hours of pointless heartless slow-mo with wooden acting and no tension. Its like being trapped inside a 9 year old's head when he plays soldiers.




Each to their own of course, still find it hard that that would be the most boring film anyone had seen...hasn't anyone been unfortunate enough to see Windtalkers?
Now why would I do that? A Nic Cage war film that's also H'wood Woo? It's not exactly inspiring.



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La Science des rêves, some abstract-art type of movie. I went with my sister years ago because she was like ****ing in love with Gael Garcia. So I went with her, and about 30 minutes people were leaving the movie theater. I watched it all in case I'd miss anything. But nothing worthed it.



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****ing Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Personally I was hoping for some major ****ed up killing. The history was a little bit interesting, but in general it bored the **** out of me. Maybe I didn't empathizes with the characters. Woody Harrelson wasn't bad, though.



I personally wouldn't consider UP boring, with all that happened in it. It's not the best Pixar movie by any stretch, but it's good enough. For me, the intro, relationship between the old man and the boy, and the soundtrack made the movie.
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