Inside the MoFo's Head

Questions ::: Preguntas ::: Fragen :::


1). Was it worth it?

2). Upon my _?_ I lay all of my _?_.

3). ....whereupon Little Red Riding Hood crawled from the throat of the wolf and muttered _?_.

4). ...I felt the cold finger of the realization of my own mortality trace my spine when _?_.

1). Was it worth it? HE*LL YES

2). Upon my DINNER PLATE I lay all of my BRAINS.

3). ....whereupon Little Red Riding Hood crawled from the throat of the wolf and muttered DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE PREGNANT??

4). ...I felt the cold finger of the realization of my own mortality trace my spine when I LOGGED ONTO MOFO ONE DAY AND IT WASN'T THERE ANYMORE

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"So you take me for what I am...a psychopathic, schizophrenic, serial-killing, femme fatale?"

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01. I thought it was going to be. But it wasn't Nothing ever is.
02. Son. Hopes.
03. "Beware the ides."
04. I realise that I have not made a difference in this world.

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1. What is your favorite sound? Rapid typing.
2. What is your least favorite sound? Ever seen Dumb & Dumber?
3. What is your favorite word? Wood
4. What is your least favorite word? Pineapple
5. What profession, other than your own, you would most like to attempt? Restaurant owner/cook
6. What is the profession you wouldn't like to have under any circumstances? Cleaning the yaht after the MoFo cruise.
7. What is your favorite curse word? Jackass
8. If Heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you enter the Pearly Gates? I really don't know...
PART 1:
A Primer

a. What is your name? Grace Bowyer
b. Where are you from? Pennsylvania
c. What is it that you do? Officework for my Dad + Schoolwork


PART 2:
The Deeply Personal Questions

a. Who is killing the great chefs of Europe? Virginia Woolf
b. Who is afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? Ow, my head hurts...
c. Who is afraid of Virginia Woolf? The Great chefs of Europe
d. Who dares wins? Some stupid MoFo

e. What is the Matrix? You have to see it for yourself...
f. What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the mornin'? Steal his stuff
g. What is a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? I just happened to be a MoFo underneath it all
h. What lies beneath? A MoFo

i. How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you take a cloud and pin it down
j. How did the Grinch steal Christmas? With the help of the magic of Jim Carrey and green make up!
k. How did I learn to stop worrying and love the bomb? You watched How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The A-Bomb
l. How long is a piece of string? There are infinite measurements I could name right now.

m. When did Harry meet Sally? When Virginia Woolf killed the Iron Chef
n. When are you gonna come down? When the dogs have gone away.
o. When are you going to land? As soon as everyone forgets that I owe them money
p. When do we eat? When I stop eating everything

q. Why pay your rent? That's apartment-owner profiling and I resent it!
r. Why can Papa not sleep? Because you're asking him tons of questions.
s. Why didn't they ask Evans? Because Evans was drunk
t. Why is everybody always pickin' on Charlie Brown? Because they can.


PART 3:
A Final Question(s)

a. Voulez-vous coucher avec God? Brown.
b. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Pamela Anderson
c. Ever sucked off a horse? Yes, but I didn't know it was a horse at the time.
d. Who do you want to be with and/or pump/get pumped by? No idea what you're asking

e. ¿Usted encontrará siempre felicidad verdadera? Como estas, Silverios?

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"I bet one legend that keeps reoccurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye."

That's why I never replied to this thread...you stole my ****ing answer!

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

What is your favorite sound?
- Laughter

What is your least favorite sound?
- Fingernails On A Chalkboard

What is your favorite word?
- Flabbergasted

What is your least favorite word?
- Cheese

What turns you on?
- Bagel Bites

What turns you off?
- Earwax

What profession, other than your own, you would most like to attempt?
- Hawaiian Tourist Bar Owner

What is the profession you wouldn't like to have under any circumstances?
- Mail Order Husband

What is your favorite curse word?
- ****

If Heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you enter the Pearly Gates?
- "At least you died while having wild, opium-addled sex with Sarah Polley."

What is your favorite sound?
- birds in the morning

What is your least favorite sound?
- crying screaming babies

What is your favorite word?
- clitface

What is your least favorite word?
- panties

What turns you on?
- smiles

What turns you off?
- eating with your mouth open

What profession, other than your own, you would most like to attempt?
- dominatrix

What is the profession you wouldn't like to have under any circumstances?
- dump operator

What is your favorite curse word?
- clitface

If Heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you enter the Pearly Gates?
- hahaha you ********!

1. What is your favorite sound? Water running over rocks, in a fountain or a stream.

2. What is your least favorite sound? Snapping gum.

3. What is your favorite word? Hyperbole

4. What is your least favorite word? Cavalcade

5. What profession, other than your own, you would most like to attempt? Event planners get to be creative and have to be organized, I think I'd like to try that job.

6. What is the profession you wouldn't like to have under any circumstances? Banker.

7. What is your favorite curse word? "F*** me"

8. What turns you on? Being around open-minded, creative people makes me a better person.

9. What turns you off? Pettiness.

10. If Heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you enter the Pearly Gates? "I'm glad to see you."

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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe

1. What is your favorite sound? My children!

2. What is your least favorite sound? My children, fighting!

3. What is your favorite word? That would depend on my mood, and what I am doing.

4. What is your least favorite word? C***.

5. What profession, other than your own, you would most like to attempt? Photographer! I've done a few events, but that doesn't count. I want to do scenery, etc . . .

6. What is the profession you wouldn't like to have under any circumstances? "I'm not an electrician!"

7. What is your favorite curse word? F@ck!

8. What turns you on? Romance! Not that it exist, but it would, if it did.

9. What turns you off? Rude, hateful people.

10. If Heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you enter the Pearly Gates? "You sure are one stubborn, pain in the @ss!"

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1. What is your favorite sound?

When I was in school, that dismissal bell was wonderful. Funny thing is: these days I miss school. Right now I would say my favorite sound is the sound of silence. Yep, I need it, I need quietness.

2. What is your least favorite sound?

Loud music from someone who thinks I may like the song they are playing at the time.

3. What is your favorite word?

Lupton - don't ask.

4. What is your least favorite word?

Failure.

5. What profession, other than your own, you would most like to attempt?

Chef

6. What is the profession you wouldn't like to have under any circumstances?

Pimp

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Dipshit

8. What turns you on?

Humor

9. What turns you off?

Closemindedness


10. If Heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you enter the Pearly Gates? "

Flasssshhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

This thread is pure awesomeness...

What is your favorite word?


Underpants!

What is your least favorite word?


Rerun

What turns you on, excites, or inspires you creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?


Waking up sober is a pretty big deal, a good movie is akin to an out of body experience. Seriously.I love them that much.


What turns you off?


Ignorance

What sound or noise do you love?


Running water, especially the sound of a river or stream.

What sound or noise do you hate?


A ringing telephone, a close second is the crying baby. Only because I get to dust off my line from Dead Like Me every time I hear one: "I'm gonna kill that f*ckin baby."

What is your favorite curse word?


F*ck. I always enjoy pointing out that Holly Hunter's favorite curse word is C*cksucker! So yeah, she's definitely in the cool book.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?


Jennifer Connelly's personal assistant.

What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in?


Politics

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

"Truly I am soooo sorry... for everything."

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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...

What is your favorite word?

o.m.g. (seriously. sorry. and I used to hate those syllables. cant beat 'em? join em!)

What is your least favorite word?

Twat. It just sounds really stupid, and only the English would be ok with calling someone **** in random conversation.

What turns you on, excites, or inspires you creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?

Aesthetic beauty. Yes. After extensive testing, it appears I'm just that shallow. Ok. In all seriousness, beauty really does inspire me, but mostly it would be nature's beauty, like, for example, I would feel inspired when I'm on my private balcony on the 18th Floor of the Sonesta in Coconut Grove, looking out over the Marina as I watch the sun set over the ocean - that kind of beauty. or the beauty of someone else's artistic endeavor. (I "heart" artists. ). Oh yeah. Pain inspires me too - which is what most of MY artistic endeavors in the way of pathetic writing are about. So maybe my shallowness is balanced. Ha.

What turns you off?

1. Authority....exercised. I could say I'm anti-authority, but that would suck because I'm the authority most of the time (how that happens, Im not sure). Authority that is not insecure does not need fanfare or even notice. It is exercised so subtly that one is not even sure it was exercised.

2. Snobs and suck-ups. Nothing wrong with wanting to better one's self, but definitely not at the expense of others. People who look down on people bother me, and people who are sucking up so they, too, can one day have power to look down on people bother me. Love yourself for who you are. This is why I often wear my $1.00 shoes to different places - I take note of who comments on them, and when they ask I make sure to tell them they cost $1.00.

What sound or noise do you love?

Music.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Whining. I really, REALLY do not like whining men. Its worse than a whining woman, which is bad.

What is your favorite curse word?

I dont curse.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Pilot. Studying it now.

What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in?

Stripping. No matter what Diablo Cody says, there is no honor in this profession.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

Well done my good and faithful servant. Enter thou into my rest.

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something witty goes here......

LMAO!

1.) What is your favorite sound? er-ee er-ee

2.) What is your least favorite sound? paper on paper

3.) What is your favorite word? shnitzengruben

4.) What is your least favorite word? funkenshnitzen

5.) What profession, other than your own, you would most like to attempt? Astronaut

6.) What is the profession you wouldn't like to have under any circumstances? Salesperson selling something I would never buy.

7.) What is your favorite curse word? ****

8.) If Heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you enter the Pearly Gates? "You're late!"

9.) 1. What turns you on, excites you, creatively or spiritually? Traveling

10.) 2. What turns you off? Anyone who says "Git er Dun."

can I ask a new set of questions? I'm not sure, but if so, here goes:

1. If you could change your hair, what would it look like?

2. You're an animal. What animal? Why?

3. You're stranded on a lonely highway and you have 1 minute left on your cell before it dies on you - who you gonna call?

4. You have 1 carry-on bag to take with you on a week-long trip. Barring toiletries and underwear (which take up 1/4th of the bag), what else is going in it?

1. What is your favorite sound?
The sound of the sea

2. What is your least favorite sound?
The sound of me throwing up

3. What is your favorite word?
forgiveness

4. What is your least favorite word?
Hate

5. What profession, other than your own, you would most like to attempt?
Film editor

6. What is the profession you wouldn't like to have under any circumstances?
Plumber

7. What is your favorite curse word?
sh*t

8. What turns you on?
Sincerity

9. What turns you off?
Racists


10. If Heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you enter the Pearly Gates?
Come in

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

1. What is your favorite sound? The rain

2. What is your least favorite sound? Someone chewing with their mouth open.

3. What is your favorite word? splendid

4. What is your least favorite word? sweetie

5. What profession, other than your own, you would most like to attempt? cowgirl

6. What is the profession you wouldn't like to have under any circumstances? tow truck driver

7. What is your favorite curse word? filthy bitch

8. If Heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you enter the Pearly Gates? I'm retiring. You take over.

This is a worthy bump

1. What is your favorite sound?

2. What is your least favorite sound?

3. What is your favorite word?

4. What is your least favorite word?

5. What profession, other than your own, you would most like to attempt?

6. What is the profession you wouldn't like to have under any circumstances?

7. What is your favorite curse word?

8. If Heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you enter the Pearly Gates?

1. What is your favorite sound? The sound of silence

2. What is your least favorite sound? Motorcycles in the distance

3. What is your favorite word? OK, Yea, Sure

4. What is your least favorite word? *****

5. What profession would most like to do? Political Spin Doctor, or a Director...they do the same thing.

6. What profession would you lease like to do? Accountant

7. What is your favorite curse word? Gosh darn!

8. If Heaven exists, what do you want to hear God say as you enter the Pearly Gates? "Oh, I was expecting Alec Baldwin."