Van Damme is not a martial artist, period. He's a ballet dancer.
Seagal is ok. But he's not a martial artist either.
The problem I have with Yoda's fight in AOTC is that it seems pointless. The point seems to be for Yoda to show off his l33t skillz...which are considerable....but there is no real point besides that.
Okay, they fight. The bad guy gets away. Yoda barely manages to save Anakin and Obi from being squashed like bugs. Obi and Anakin do a great job lying there being innocent and helpless. Could they not move that pillar themselves? Was the Force not with them because they got sliced up a bit? What's the deal with Yoda trembling with exertion as he moves the pillar? Was it almost too heavy?
Yes, we got to see Yoda fight, but what else was accomplished? Nothing as far as I could tell.
Seagal is ok. But he's not a martial artist either.
The problem I have with Yoda's fight in AOTC is that it seems pointless. The point seems to be for Yoda to show off his l33t skillz...which are considerable....but there is no real point besides that.
Okay, they fight. The bad guy gets away. Yoda barely manages to save Anakin and Obi from being squashed like bugs. Obi and Anakin do a great job lying there being innocent and helpless. Could they not move that pillar themselves? Was the Force not with them because they got sliced up a bit? What's the deal with Yoda trembling with exertion as he moves the pillar? Was it almost too heavy?
Yes, we got to see Yoda fight, but what else was accomplished? Nothing as far as I could tell.
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Everything is destined to reappear as simulation.
Jean Baudrillard
America, 1988
Everything is destined to reappear as simulation.
Jean Baudrillard
America, 1988