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High Society (1956)

Not as good as Guys and Dolls. Has Bing Crosby and Louis Armstrong to accompany Sinatra although Sinatra doesn't play in the house band. He's a reporter for Spy magazine, hired to write a piece on the main character Tracy Lords, but I didn't catch what she was famous for. Sort of a mediocre film with a solid story. The music is mediocre, not trying too hard. No problems with the content.

6/10
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The Bib-iest of Nickels

It was about as stupid as I remembered. I did have fun with a couple of the gags here and there though.






Guy Ritchie's The Covenant - First thing you should know about this going in is that it's not based on a true story. You would think it is. I thought so at first. But turns out it's a product of director Guy Ritchie's imagination. Along with Ivan Atkinson and Marn Davies. And I think they do a fine job with the screenplay. It's more grounded with none of the stylistic flourishes that usually indicate a Ritchie production.

Jake Gyllenhaal plays Special Forces Master Sergeant John Kinley. During a tour in Afghanistan Kinley, along with his unit and his interpreter Ahmed Abdullah (Dar Salim) discover a hidden cache of arms and explosives at an abandoned mine.
WARNING: spoilers below
Alerted by one of the workers a heavily armed group of Taliban descend on their location. They wipe out Kinley's entire unit leaving only he and his interpreter alive. The two men are forced to shoot their way out and return to their base on foot. Kinley is eventually wounded and Ahmed ends up having to haul him over mountainous terrain for several days. When Kinley finally comes to he's been evacuated and has no recollection of what happened. It's only after weeks have passed that he learns the fate of the man who saved his life. Ahmed and his family are still in Afghanistan and in hiding. He's considered a high value target and the Taliban are going to great lengths to capture and kill him. Kinley tries for weeks to swim through an ocean of bureaucratic red tape to get Ahmed and his family visas. He finally comes to the realization that if he is to get them out of Afghanistan he will have to be the one to go there and do it.
Even knowing that this is a work of fiction it's still a white knuckle experience. The whole "search and rescue in hostile territory against overwhelming odds" has been done before of course but Ritchie does a very effective and mesmerizing job of drawing you in.

80/100



Boiling Point (2021)

Stephen Graham plays a talented chef who is struggling financially and personally to keep his head above water in a high end eatery. This is quite insular due to the nature of getting across the pressure and demands of a man trying to do the right thing but with pressures on all sides. Graham is the main interest and acts wonderfully...also a kindness and vulnerability in his part that comes across well. Probably the most underrated actor un the UK now. See his work in "The Virtues" a mini series.






The Trouble With Girls (1969)

Not a great movie. The story, the songs and everything hold it all together to make it a movie but nothing there to get excited about or mention. Don't care to see this one a second time.

5/10



Tracy Lord isn't really famous. She's just a wild-living socialite from an important family whose every move makes the front pages...sort of a 1950's version of Kim Kardashian.






1st Rewatch...A nearly forgotten dark horse from a very good year at the movies. This 1982 comic mystery about an aging playwright's plan to revitalize his career is the film version of one of the longest running plays in Broadway history that was written by Ira Levin (Rosemary's Baby), who collaborated on the crisp and intelligent screenplay with Jay Presson Allen that requires complete attention. Highly theatrical performances from the leads (with an especially eye-opening turn from Christopher Reeve) and Sidney Lumet's accomplished polish from the director's chair, this one is still a winner that nobody saw back in '82.



... this one is still a winner that nobody saw back in '82.
I did.



I forgot the opening line.

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Bean - (1997)

When Mr. Bean arrived on television in 1990 I knew it was something special - but as with all things special these days, it's success would be exploited to the full, and eventually the genius would wear thin. Still, I'm often surprised by the flak this initial cinematic adventure has received over the years. I think it's because your enjoyment of it depends on so many varying factors - being neither British nor American helps give a better perspective of the British Bean's childlike appreciation for landing in a place that's culturally so different. Also, I think being on the bandwagon from the start helps - I'd hate to be getting to know what this is while watching the film. I say all this because even as I watched it yesterday, I laughed long and hard during the entire movie. Rowan Atkinson still had full control of the character - an adult child that the series implied fell to Earth as is. A film that has given me so much joy over the years I have to rate highly, but I do so with the knowledge that many hate this movie - I know it's not perfect, but for me it has a long laundry list of hilarious moments that at times even outdo some of the initial series' biggest laughs. I don't mind that some have been recycled. Taking Mr. Bean from short skits to a full-length feature was a tall order - and really the film's length should have been closer to 65 minutes (it really ends after 65, then keeps going past the requisite climax out of feature-length necessity), but I'm willing to cut something this funny so much slack.

8/10


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Mr. Bean's Holiday - (2007)

The second Mr. Bean film was an out-and-out disappointment - the entire format that allowed the character so many of his unusual moments was gone, and the character's attributes - his selfishness, occasional malevolence and general childish attitude were diluted. The entire film feels flat, and lacks the inspiration previous incarnations had in spades. In this he's off to France on a holiday after winning a raffle, and the laugh-free set-up and opening scenes give the audience a taste of what's to come. Occasionally, we'll see a small glimpse and situation that's better - but these moments are isolated and rare. This movie was considered an improvement over the first as far as critics were concerned, and that really surprises me. It convinces me that many people never really understood why the character was so original and funny - perhaps you really needed to have been onboard from the very beginning all those years ago. I did like his old-lady/mother disguise near the end - and wish it had of been part of a real Mr. Bean movie, and not squeezed (along with the character) into such a conventional comedy.



4/10


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Johnny English - (2003)

Rowan Atkinson's other comedic character was less brilliantly original than Mr. Bean - spy spoofs were a dime a dozen by the time he had Johnny English up and running. The movies often stole from the Austin Powers films. Here he's stopping French prison owner Pascal Sauvage (John Malkovich) from enacting a scheme whereupon he ascends to England's throne and turns all of Britain into a World prison colony. A funny moment here and there - Johnny English is at it's best when we find the titular secret agent in incredibly embarrassing situations. The character's desire to be suave wears thin after a while, and I find myself wishing he'd be more wise to his limitations - but I guess that's the whole idea of the character. Oh, and Natalie Imbruglia - we're sorry. That's our bad. I'm not a huge fan of the character or this movie, but it's okay and quite watchable.

6/10


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Dudley Do-Right - (1999)

Wow - okay. Nobody should ever watch Dudley Do-Right. It has the feel of a film that was never even meant to be watched. Based on the Dudley Do-Right cartoons, it tries to bring a sense of "living cartoon" to all it does, but ultimately ends up just making every scene so bizarre that funny moments are really hard to find or fathom. Eric Idle and Alfred Molina shame themselves. Nothing works. There's a lot of sparkle to the $70 million production, but all of it seems terribly misplaced - and only Brendan Fraser can hold his head high. Embarrassingly not funny, with an insanely chaotic and meaningless plot, it has the feel of a fireworks factory on fire - explosively disastrous.

3/10
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2nd Rewatch...Steven Spielberg crushed it here, accomplishing something that many, myself included , thought could not be done...improving on the 1961 film version of the Leonard Bernstein/Stephen Sondheim musical that won ten Oscars, including Best Picture, but he did just that. First of all, he didn't just try to reproduce the '61 film, he went back to the 1957 Broadway musical and returned certain scenes and musical numbers to their original places in the libretto. Second, he actually hired Latino actors to play the Sharks and allowed screenwriter Tony Kushner to pepper the dialogue with enough Spanish to make their characters more authentic. Then he hired four actors for the leading roles who could actually sing. I had minor issues with a couple of musical numbers in terms of choreography, but Justin Peck knocked it out of the park with "America" and the dance at the gym. As I said in my original review of the film, Mr. Spielberg, we're not worthy.




It was about as stupid as I remembered. I did have fun with a couple of the gags here and there though.
I saw this years ago, but couldn't remember who played the lead role... first I thought it was Sacha Baron Cohen, then I thought it was Ben Stiller. But... of course it was Adam.







SF = Z






[Snooze Factor Ratings]:
Z = didn't nod off at all
Zz = nearly nodded off but managed to stay alert
Zzz = nodded off and missed some of the film but went back to watch what I missed
Zzzz = nodded off and missed some of the film but went back to watch what I missed but nodded off again at the same point and therefore needed to go back a number of times before I got through it...
Zzzzz = nodded off and missed some or the rest of the film but was not interested enough to go back over it



The Bib-iest of Nickels
I saw this years ago, but couldn't remember who played the lead role... first I thought it was Sacha Baron Cohen, then I thought it was Ben Stiller. But... of course it was Adam.
It does feel like a film that Sacha Baron Cohen would be in before Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler has a lot of goofy movies certain, but usually not goofy in this particular way.






2nd Rewatch...Quentin Tarantino put himself on the map with this relentlessly bloody thriller about the robbery of a jewelry store that goes horribly wrong but the viewer witnesses everything but the crime itself. We meet the players, are introduced to the bloody aftermath of what happened and then get backstory on how these criminal misfits get together. Love Michael Madsen's torture of the cop, Tim Roth's memorization of the story to tell in order to get the job and everything that happens with Roth and Keitel. And Steve Buscemi's explosive performance is probably the best of his career. LOVE that opening scene too where the guys are having breakfast because it offers no clue as to what is about to go down. Tarantino changed the art of cinematic storytelling forever with this one.






2nd rewatch...For my money, the finest performance of Marilyn Monroe's career that actually earned her a Golden Globe nomination for Best Actress Comedy or Musical and should have earned her an Oscar nomination...yeah, I said it. Though it barely resembles the William Inge play it was based on, it has been effectively re-imagined to showcase Marilyn. She plays a 4th rate saloon singer named Cherie who catches the eye of a naive young cowboy named Bo Decker (Don Murray) who falls in love with her on sight and has decided she is going to be his wife whether she likes it or not. This was the first film Marilyn made after spending a year in New York studying with Lee Strasberg at the Actor's Studio and if you watch her work before this film, you can tell the difference. Those of you who believed Marilyn couldn't act need to watch this movie because she's quite good here. Monroe has never been so warm and vulnerable onscreen. Don Murray made an impressive film debut as the nutty young cowboy Bo, a charming performance that earned him an Oscar nomination. Arthur O' Connell, Hope Lange, Betty Field, and Eileen Heckart make the most of their roles too, but this is Marilyn's show.