The Swanies

Can I win one of those Swanies for ordering a pizza? I just ordered a large Hawaiian pizza from Dominos. It cost me like $15.57 including tax.

Sure.

AND THE AWARD FOR FATTEST MOTHERF*CKER AWARD GOES TO...

Jiraffejustin!

And the award for most bitchass f*ckboy goes to

SWAN

Good thing my awards are the only real ones.

I boogied in the kitchen
I boogied in the hall
I boogied on my finger
And wiped it on the wall.

- Chuck Berry

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FUNNIEST MOFO AWARD GOES TO...

Mark f!