What actor/actress was in these movies?



It is an actor primarily known for television.
"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

I heard he quit twitter. This is what we're going to miss:

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"I almost broke both my arms trying to hold open a revolving door for a woman."

"I got a new dog. Heís a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because heís not sure what I threw him."

"Every morning I get up and make instant coffee and I drink it so I have the energy to make real coffee."

"Woke up this morning and folded my bed back into a couch. Almost broke both my arms cause itís not that kind of bed."

"Iím going to get a tattoo over my whole body of me but taller."

"I went to a tourist information booth and said 'Tell me about some people who were here last year.'"

"Iíve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."

"Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebodyís making a penny."

"I broke a mirror in my house and Iím supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."

"When I get real real bored I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if Iím leaving."

"I spilled spot remover on my dog and now heís gone."

"Iím writing a book. I have the page numbers done; now I just have to fill in the rest."

"When we were driving over the border back into the United States, they asked me if I had any firearms. I said what do you need?"

"I've written several children's books ... Not on purpose."

"I called the wrong number today. I said 'Hello, is Joey there?' A woman answered and she said 'Yes he is.' And I said ĎCan I speak to him please?í She said ĎNo, he canít talk right now, heís only two months old.' I said 'Alright, Iíll wait.'"

"I went to a place to eat. It said 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"We lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If we wanted to cook something, we had to take a sweater off real quick. If we wanted to run a blender we had to rub balloons on our heads."

"I stayed up one night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

"I was Caesarean born. Canít really tell, although whenever I leave a house I go through the window."

7th photo down could be Billy Crudup. That’s all I got.
Iím here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. Thatís why Iím here now.

I have a game above. Do you want to do two at once or did you not read the previous comments as usual?