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Here is a joke... Some of you probally might now what it is...
I will start...

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator??



A creep, a poser, and a doofus walk into a bar.

WARNING: spoilers below
The barman says: What can I get you, Unregistered?
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A creep, a poser, and a doofus walk into a bar.

WARNING: spoilers below
The barman says: What can I get you, Death Proof?



I feel attacked.
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A guy walks into a doctor's office with a duck on his head.


The doctor asks, "how can I help you?"


The duck says, "get this guy off my ass."



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Did you hear about the guy that got killed by a weasel?


He fell asleep on the train tracks and didn't hear the weasel.