Movie Quotes You Don't Want To Hear While In Bed

"Oh mother! Blood!"
-Psycho-

"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself!"

The Departed

"Your bigger than I thought"

Isn't that something guys WANT to hear?

It does imply that the person saying it thought the guy in question was smaller than he actually is, which is a sort of insult.

Of course, it'd be far worse if you said that to a woman.

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"I'm not the one who just got butt-f***ed on national TV!" -- Die Hard

Stop, or my mom will shoot! - Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot!!!

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"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have."

Suspect's Reviews

I mean, I've had showers with you, man. You've seen my fu@!g c#?@k (One Two - RocknRolla )

"Wake up: time to die."
- Leon in Blade Runner

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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Nancy: "Whatever you do, don't fall asleep"

Murder By Death - Where was ya, Wang? We was worried.

Swingers - This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy.

Spinal Tap - Well, this piece is called Lick My Love Pump.

JFK - Back and to the left.

Shaun of the Dead - You’ve got red on you.

The Wicker Man - NOT THE BEES!!!!!!

Come quietly or there will be... trouble.

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"It's not who I underneath...but what I do that defines me"

"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."

"Oh, yeah. 'Ooh, ah', that's how it always starts. Then later there's running... and screaming."

"We're all gonna have so much ******* fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our ******* smiles! You'll be whistling zip-a-dee-doo-dah out of your @ssholes!"

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#31 on SC's Top 100 Mofos list!!

You merely adopted the dark...I was born in it.

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Oxfords not brogues.

Wax on, wax off...

It's not working...DRILL HIM HARDER!!!

Take it...TAKE IT ALL!!!

-Ang Lee's Hulk

He slimed me...

We go up, up, up the stairs until we arrive at...the tunnel! And once you go in...there's no going out...she's always hungry.

-Gollum, Lord Of The Rings

Cowabungaaaaaaaaa!!!!

"Honey I'm home"

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