Happy Anniversary, John McClane!

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That elusive hide-and-seek cow is at it again
18 years, eh? either that's dedication or a disorder. either way, you were born to foretell the prophecy of DD. for that, i shall honor you.
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"My Dionne Warwick understanding of your dream indicates that you are ambivalent on how you want life to eventually screw you." - Joel

"Ever try to forcibly pin down a house cat? It's not easy." - Captain Steel

"I just can't get pass sticking a finger up a dog's butt." - John Dumbear



You ready? You look ready.
Ugh, the yearly reminder that I have no life...

"Your crimes include excessive deletion of witless shouts, philosophical pandering, and tomfoolery. How do you plead?"

Guilty.