Sexy Celebrity's Movie Commentaries!

Credits roll.

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Way too cheesy.

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Also none of the men turned me on. None of the women either.

Movies I've Done Commentary For
Funny Games (1997)
Night of the Demons (1988)
Serial Mom
Caligula
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Apollo 13
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Young Guns
Scream 2
Beetlejuice (with Miss Vicky)
Dahmer
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
Men at Work (with Miss Vicky)
The Place Beyond the Pines
Mrs. Doubtfire (as Samantha Claire)
Ghostbusters (with Psychic Isaac)
Signs (with Miss Vicky)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (with Miss Vicky)
Independence Day (with rauldc14)
Hellraiser
Die Hard (with Miss Vicky)
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (with Miss Vicky)
Encino Man (with Miss Vicky and rauldc14)
Platoon (with Miss Vicky)
Creepshow 2 (with Miss Vicky)
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (with Miss Vicky)
Girls Will Be Girls (with Miss Vicky)
Saved! (with Miss Vicky)
Clay Pigeons (with Miss Vicky)
Rain Man (with rauldc14)
Party Monster (with Miss Vicky)
Walking and Talking (with Miss Vicky)
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (with Miss Vicky)

See, I thought maybe Elvira might turn you on.

I'm not into fake boobs. Or women that look like drag queens.

Oh, that's right. Of course. Stupid me. You like those mannish women, like whats her name. Lori Petty. What was I thinking?

I only like Lori Petty in Point Break. And she doesn't look "mannish."

TO WONG FOO'S ending is rather touching.

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"Yes, citizen, there is no cause for alarm -- you may return to your harpsichord."

Um, no.

No, I haven't.
Lucky you weren't doing a commentary for the last 4 hours or so. You could've missed all of Once Upon A Time In America with that last database error.
They are horrible, aren't they?
This is the only bit of the film I remember. Even when I was in my teens this wasn't a funny or sexy film.
You should give Tootsie a go, MV. It's a decent film. My mum loves it.
You should do Quills as a commentary with SC. That way he would watch it and complain about it at the same time.

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5-time MoFo Award winner.

That's probably the only way I could get him to finish it, but I don't know if I can handle reading him bitching about it the whole time.

It really would be better for me as a commentary.

And yes, she should watch Tootsie.

And Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is a great, funny film.

If that's what it takes to get you to finish it, then I'll do it. Just say when.

Tootsie was a pretty funny movie, but Nathan Lane in drag in The Birdcage was better IMO

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I don't really wanna watch Quills right this minute. I'll let you know when I feel it.

The Birdcage is overrated, I think. But I'd like to watch it again.

Oh I didn't mean right this minute. Not that I'd mind watching some more yummy Joaquin right now. I really need to watch some of the upcoming movies from my top 100 list so I get a better idea of what to say about them.

Yeah, but Quills is one of those.

I don't need to watch it to know what to say about it.

Didn't need to watch Gladiator to know what to say either. I chose it because a) it's awesome and b) Raul and I both have it in our collections.