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Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.

04-12-08

"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"

- Woody Allen

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04-12-08

"Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?"

~Frank Scully

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Lennon

Will your system be alright, when you dream of home tonight?

04-13-08

Zeus: Now, where you goin'?
Dexter: School.
Zeus: Why?
Raymond: To get educated.
Zeus: *Why*?
Dexter: So we can go to college.
Zeus: And why is that important?
Dexter: To get es-pect.
Zeus: RE-spect. Now, who's the bad guys?
Dexter: Guys who sell drugs.
Raymond: Guys who have guns.
Zeus: And who's the good guys?
Dexter: We're the good guys.
Zeus: Who's gonna help you?
Raymond: Nobody.
Zeus: *So who's gonna help you*?
Dexter: We're gonna help ourselves.
Zeus: And who do we not want to help us?
Dexter, Raymond: White people.
Zeus: That's right. Now get on outta here. Go to school.

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I used to be addicted to crystal meth, now I'm just addicted to Breaking Bad.

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If I were buying a laser gun I'd definitely take the XF-3800 before I took the "Pew Pew Pew Fun Gun."

film_days xYz

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04-13-08

"An 'eye for an eye' and the world would soon be blind."

~Gandhi

mark f

Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.

04-13-08

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullsh*t."

- Mel Brooks

nebbit

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04-13-08

Originally Posted by mark f

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullsh*t."

- Mel Brooks

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

Powdered Water

Parm A Shaun

04-13-08

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

George Carlin

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Caitlyn

MoFo Patrol

04-13-08

The taxpayer - that's someone who works for
the federal government but doesn't have to
take the civil service examination.
~ Ronald Reagan ~

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Did you ever notice that when you put the words
"The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS?"
~ Anonymous ~

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Lost time is never found again.
~ Benjamin Franklin ~

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You never know what is enough, until you know what is more than enough.
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AiSv Nv wa do hi ya do...
(Walk in Peace)

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film_days xYz

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04-13-08

Originally Posted by Caitlyn

Did you ever notice that when you put the words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS?"

~ Anonymous ~

Good one

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"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

~Elayne Boosler

mark f

Bright light. Bright light. Uh oh.

04-14-08

"Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm. As you get older, remember you have another hand: the first is to help yourself, the second is to help others."

- Audrey Hepburn

Mr.Perfect

Registered User

04-14-08

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally...

Abraham Lincoln

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Rehan Ahmed

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Parm A Shaun

04-14-08

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

George Carlin

Caitlyn

MoFo Patrol

04-14-08

I do not think the measure of a civilization
is how tall its buildings of concrete are,
But rather how well its people have learned
to relate to their environment and fellow man.

~ Sun Bear ~
(Chippewa)

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Most of our thoughts are recycled;
strip your mind and make it new.

~ Eckhart Tolle ~

Silas

Registered User

04-14-08

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none -Benjamin Franklin

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04-14-08

" I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination."

~Jimmy Dean

Mr.Perfect

Registered User

04-15-08

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite...

Paul Dirac ...

Jonah Royston