Make up a horror movie to describe your... thing

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You can use an existing horror movie title to. Gove me this. I need a laugh.


Mine is The Thing That Goes Bump in the Night.



You know, your thing. Your junk. The thing that... makes you a man.
This was my thing with I was a little kid...



Eight inches at 10 years old!

It was considered "junk" what with the fact that he only had a "Thing" head and the rest of him was just a doll in a cloth "rock" costume! (Although today, he's probably worth a pretty penny in mint condition!)




But the Thing did help make me the man I am today!




Why does it have to be a horror movie?

I thought it would be the funniest genre. Comparing your junk to a monster? I think the whole "take any movie title and describe your junk" game has been done. But making up a horror/monster name for it hasn't been done.



Haha you been doing Ye olde private messages my man?
haha.. no no.. just thought it/he was a female member all this time.. While we're on the subject.. Honeykid is probably not a woman/girl who looks like Drew Barrymore..?



Hellloooo Cindy - Scary Movie (2000)
Haha you been doing Ye olde private messages my man?
haha.. no no.. just thought it/he was a female member all this time.. While we're on the subject.. Honeykid is probably not a woman/girl who looks like Drew Barrymore..?
I don’t know but it hasn’t stopped me from messaging it/her on the daily.