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Enjoyed this. Why a beautiful 19 year old from a good family in Sweden would come to L.A. with her dream of becoming a “porn star” is beyond ludicrous. Who does this?

The porn was tame, lots of sweaty very creepy guys & our heroine is abused in all kinds of ways, but we hardly see anything.

So, strange in the extreme, but lead actress is exceptionally good. Swedish cinema, what can I say.
Porn is seen by the young as a legitimate way to make a living and become famous nowadays. Sad but true.



I forgot the opening line.

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Random Hearts - (1999)

Well this was a doozy. We often talk about chemistry, and never was there any less than what Harrison Ford and Kristen Scott Thomas had in this steamy, mystery-teasing romantic drama that should have been a lot better. It's a 133-minute slow burn to nowhere, with Washington, D.C. police sergeant Van Den Broeck (Ford - why does he always have to play a cop?) and Congresswoman Kay Chandler (Thomas). They both find out their spouses were having an affair when the plane they were on crashes, and their stories exposed. Perhaps this was one of those productions where the two leads hated each other, for it seems that way. Ford grumbles, and Kristin stares - two modes that seem to forgo acting altogether. Many reviewers call the film boring, but I don't mind a story that can examine grief, betrayal and anger by having two characters wander lost in a maze of recrimination and pointless searching for answers - if I have three-dimensional characters with actors who are really selling it. Unfortunately, Random Hearts doesn't have that.

4/10


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Hollywood Homicide - (2003)

Let's start with the positive - Hollywood Homicide ends with the chase to end all chases - a marvelous tour-de-force that seems to last around 20 minutes and has Detective K.C. Calden (Josh Hartnett) and Sergeant Joe Gavilan (Harrison Ford - why does he always have to play a cop?) chase two suspects until the suspects split up, whereby the chase splits into two separate strands. The chase features some of the film's best humour, and is a great action set-piece all by itself. Okay, now the negative - pretty much all of the rest of this film is doo-doo, and while I'd gladly watch that chase again, I could never bring myself to watch the first 100 minutes again. Comedy falls flat, and the plot wants to jump into a dozen different places at once, spoiling any rhythm and pace it tries to maintain, and making it disjointed. The partners are trying to solve a multiple murder in Hollywood, while Gavilan has a side-job as a real estate broker, and Calden teaches yoga and wants to be an actor. We get it - Hollywood is a weird place. Lots of cameos in this - Smokey Robinson, Robert Wagner, Frank Sinatra Jr., Eric Idle etc etc. Another Ford misstep.

5/10
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Porn is seen by the young as a legitimate way to make a living and become famous nowadays. Sad but true.
I had mixed feelings about this, it wasn't great but a look into the industry, and then thought, there's many documentaries that do a better job. It wasn't bad but nothing I'd choose to watch again.



Porn is seen by the young as a legitimate way to make a living and become famous nowadays. Sad but true.
To be fair, it seems to be working out well for me so far.
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To be fair, it seems to be working out well for me so far.
Aaah, so you are the director of Shit Fantasy 7: Toilet Is My Home!
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No Time for Sergeants (1958) A war comedy with a fun performance by Andy Griffith as a country bumpkin type of character drafted in the Air Force. Lots of wacky shenanigans. Not all of the jokes/humour land, but there are some good laughs and amusing moments.







SF = Z


[Snooze Factor Ratings]:
Z = didn't nod off at all
Zz = nearly nodded off but managed to stay alert
Zzz = nodded off and missed some of the film but went back to watch what I missed
Zzzz = nodded off and missed some of the film but went back to watch what I missed but nodded off again at the same point and therefore needed to go back a number of times before I got through it...
Zzzzz = nodded off and missed some or the rest of the film but was not interested enough to go back over it





Wasn't expecting much, but it's actually kinda fun. Watched it with my oldest son (14yo), he also enjoyed it quite a bit.
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Umpteeenth Rewatch...It's been several years since I've watched this instant classic. In my review of this film, I called it a textbook om how to make the perfect comedy film and I was wondering if it has held up. I am delighted to report that after 40 years, this movie is as fresh and funny as it was in 1982. Most of the credit has to go to director Sydney Pollack and the one and only Dustin Hoffman. I have never seen Gandhi but I think Hoffman was robbed of the Best Actor Oscar for this rich dual role, where the character of Dorothy is actually a lot more endearing than the Michael Dorsey character. Treat yourself if you've never had the pleasure and pay attention to those scenes during the opening credits where Michael is observed teaching an acting class and going to auditions. More than any of his other work, I think these scenes are cinema's closest onscreen glimpse into the real Dustin Hoffman.



I used to be vain but now I'm perfect
Well, we're Kanopy members. For anyone unfamiliar with Kanopy, their viewing catalogue is largely made up of indie productions, though there are some more well known titles also. The films on offer are quite the mixed bag, but there are a few gems to be found. Anyway last night we watched One Wild Moment AKA Un moment d'égarement.

We try to avoid finding out too much about the Kanopy films we stream at home (don't watch trailers, read reviews etc) as they're free to watch, but since Francois Cluzet and Vincent Cassel star, we took a chance on it. Well, what can I say? Has anyone else seen this (it was made in 2015)? Not even sure how to rate it, and we're still discussing the ending…



I forgot the opening line.

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Rebel Without a Cause - (1955)

Rebel Without a Cause has much more than just a knockout performance from James Dean, although it does have that. It's a film with a brilliant screenplay which undertakes to examine the post-war phenomenon of wayward youth, and generational differences that were really beginning to stand out in the mid-50s. These differences are so mountainous that Dean's Jim Stark seemingly speaks a language that his parent's can't understand or interpret, and it's his isolation that leads him into conflict with his peers and identification with a sympathetic young psychopath, Plato (Sal Mineo - Oscar-nominated for this role.) Plato kills puppies for fun, but Jim can still relate to him better than he can his parents. A young Natalie Wood - destined for tragedy - plays love interest Judy, a girlfriend for Jim and a mother-figure for Plato. Thankfully, most of us don't have to deal with knife fights and Chickie Runs in high school - although the psychopaths are still a dangerous feature.

9/10


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The Informant! - (2009)

In the early 1990s, FBI agents Brian Shepard (Scott Bakula) and Robert Herndon (Joel McHale) have a massive catch on their hands when Archer Daniels Midland executive Mark Whitacre (Matt Damon) confesses that price fixing is rife through his industry, and they manage to collect evidence in huge quantities when he turns informant and starts to secretly record his meetings. All well and good, but what the agents don't realise is that Whitacre is suffering with a troublesome bipolar disorder, and is a compulsive liar and cheat. An amusing film with a strange score that at times evokes a quaint 1950s kind of suburban comic feel - the lies mixed with truth at times makes it hard to follow when Whitacre is conning people, or is being genuine, but I guess that's kind of the point. Good enough to make me want to read Kurt Eichenwald's nonfiction book about what really happened.

6/10



Twelve O’Clock High (1949) Gregory Peck is good, but I didn't find the story as interesting or as compelling as it could have been. It also felt a little too long to me, but I still liked it and would recommend it in preparation for the war countdown.




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Rebel Without a Cause - (1955)

Rebel Without a Cause has much more than just a knockout performance from James Dean, although it does have that. It's a film with a brilliant screenplay which undertakes to examine the post-war phenomenon of wayward youth, and generational differences that were really beginning to stand out in the mid-50s. These differences are so mountainous that Dean's Jim Stark seemingly speaks a language that his parent's can't understand or interpret, and it's his isolation that leads him into conflict with his peers and identification with a sympathetic young psychopath, Plato (Sal Mineo - Oscar-nominated for this role.) Plato kills puppies for fun, but Jim can still relate to him better than he can his parents. A young Natalie Wood - destined for tragedy - plays love interest Judy, a girlfriend for Jim and a mother-figure for Plato. Thankfully, most of us don't have to deal with knife fights and Chickie Runs in high school - although the psychopaths are still a dangerous feature.

9/10
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I loved this film, and have seen it 8-10 times. "Rebel", along with The Wild One (1953) were the two chief films of the earlier '50s that spoke to the new rebelliousness of youth. Nobody was cooler than James Dean and Marlon Brando, and the teen crowds went nuts over the two movies.

I recall my mother taking me out of the theater when we attended The Wild One, because the crowds were too loud and unruly. She complained to the manager, who refunded her the ticket prices. I saw it all later by myself..

My high school band was invited to the '59 Rose Bowl Parade. We got a bus tour to the Griffith Park Observatory where much of "Rebel's" action took place. I couldn't believe I was at the actual place where Dean et al starred in the picture! It looked just like it did in the movie. OTOH we all wanted to see 77 Sunset Strip (after the series), but there was no such place...



I forgot the opening line.

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Fearless - (2006)

This is a nearly completely fictional recounting of the life of Huo Yuanjia, founder of a famous Chinese martial arts school. He'd probably be bemused by how crazily dramatic his life is made out to be, but it makes for an exciting film so I'm not complaining. The fights in this film are extremely exciting to watch - and I'm not usually a person taken by the fighting aspect of these films. It's doesn't wander too far into the "magical" realm of walking on air, while at the same time having fighters do incredible things. I liked the fact that the narrative was very streamlined, and the pace fast (much like this review), but there is a director's cut out there somewhere which adds another 35 minutes to proceedings. It just sticks to the essentials, and has an epic drama kind of feel in the short stints between the wonderfully choreographed fights. A great collaboration between Ronny Yu and Jet Li, and a very simple but enjoyable and varied martial arts film.

8/10



Pan's Labyrinth (del Toro, '06)



Dare to enter.

WARNING: spoilers below
It's a sad reality, but the truth is, no one is immune from the various horrors of the real world, whether it by death, emotional sorrow, or even war, and that's especially true for those among us who are the least prepared to deal with them, particularly children; in fact, the helplessness of childhood can often actually magnify such horrors, and make them even worse than they already are, leaving the people affected desperate for any sort of escape from them. And, what better escape than the one that's offered to us in cinema, the artform that's given people temporary relief from reality for well over a century now? However, rather than serving as a denial of such reality, Guillermo del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth serves as a cold reaffirmation of it, yet one that derives its power from the way that it blends the real with the fantastical, creating what is, at the risk of sounding hyperbolic, an absolute masterpiece, as a film that's not only my favorite from del Toro to date, but also just one of my favorite movies of all time.

It tells the story of Ofelia, a highly imaginative girl who's forced to move to the Spanish countryside with her pregnant mother, in order to live with her cruel, sadistic stepfather, an army captain who's waging a brutal campaign to eradicate the last of the local rebels in the area, left over in the aftermath of the country's civil war. Faced with this harsh new reality, Ofelia begins escaping into a fantasy world with the help of an ancient Faun (the purveyor of the titular "labyrinth"), who gives her three tasks to complete before the next full moon, in order for her to achieve immortality, and return to the idyllic underground kingdom that she supposedly came from, where Ofelia's real family is awaiting her return (or so he claims). And so, undertaking this quest, Ofelia must deal with the lines between her fantasy and reality, and the various kinds of horrors contained within both realms, becoming increasingly ambigious and blurred, as she becomes ever more desperate to find an escape from her cruel new life, and the conflict outside creeps closer and closer to her front door.

Because of all this, Pan's Labyrinth ends up being a highly unique mixture of genres, blending disparate elements of Fantasy, Horror, and War films all into one, but it's a mix that del Toro makes work superbly well together, by taking his time to build the world here, and maintaining a tonal consistency even as he "shifts gears", with the horrors of the rich fantasy world serving to be almost as disturbing as the stomach-churning violence of the actual guerrilla warfare depicted outside it, as the two tones serve to compliment each other, making us sympathize with Ofelia's desperate plight, and yearn for an escape from it right along with her, creating a dark, violent fairy tale that's experienced by a child, but one that holds just as much weight (if not moreso) for the adults watching it.

Besides that, Pan's also excels on a technical & emotional level, with its eerie, darkly enchanting tone, rich color hues, and ornate sets and production design bringing the murky underworld within it to undeniable life, as its elaborate fantasy setpieces, lead by a solitary Ofelia all on her own, make us feel just as immersed in them as she does. Additionally, del Toro's lifelong fascination with fantastical creatures reaches its creative peak here, particularly with the character of The Faun, who, even buried underneath a mountain's worth of makeup and prosthetics, still very much comes alive with the wise, earthy performance of frequent del Toro collaborator Doug Jones stealing the show. Of course, he's far from the only memorable character here, as Sergi López's Captain Vidal proves to be just as memorable a presence, even in a far more grounded form, as his particular brand of authoritarian evil serves to horrify just as much as any of the creatures in the film, in a way that is as as chilling as it is believable, proving that the evil of people in the real world can be just as bad, if not worse, than the monsters of our imaginations.

Finally, on that note, Pan's Labyrinth leaves a lasting impression with its political themes, and the way it deconstructs the message of many fairytales that are designed to instill obediance in children, by creating an ode to the virtue of disobediance in the face of oppression, a message that has become sadly more urgent in the decade and a half since its release (for more detail, go watch the Nerdwriter1's excellent video essay on Youtube on the subject). But, outside of its particular historical or political contexts, the greatest power of Pan's ultimately lies on a personal level, particularly with its tragic ending, which is set to the haunting sound of a forgotten lullaby, and the sight of a fading life proving to be one of the most heartbreaking things I've ever seen in a film, albeit in the most beautiful of ways; do you dare enter?


Final Score: 10