Gweat Moments in Bwitish Films!

This is a test of all my buds at MoFo to see if they watch cheesy British movies, hahaha!

1. DR. NO. When Sean connery lights his ciggie at a casino & says for the first time, BOND .. James BOND.

2.Monty Python & the Holy Grail -When someone says, Its just a flesh wound, bwahahahahaaaa [Plite laughs for 10 more minutes]

3.ROOM with a VIEW -When Daniel D Lewis akwardly tries to kiss Lucy & his glasses get all tangled up. (I wonder how long he practised.) And the naked guys footlin happily in the pond.
PS. I KNOW this is movie is by the americans Merchent Ivory but it seems like a real Brit movie to me.

4.KIND Hearts & Cornets- When Dennis Price leaves prison & realized he left somethin REAL IMPORTANT in his cell.

5.EMMA- I know Gwynnie Paltrow is in this one but THIS HAS to be British! Anyhoo, the picnic when Emma bitchily insults someone -it was SO CRUEL, I said YIKES! -and then the scene afterwards when Jeremy Northam angrily beerates Emma for her dreadful behavior. HA, I thought she deserved every word! There is a also a great wedding proposal in the end. When I propose to some lucky gel, I will make sure to wear a tight jacket & breeches & boots & do it under a big oak tree. I will be irresistable.

6.THE TRAP- Hairy trapper Oliver Reed beggin waif wife Rita Tushingham not to leave him!

7.LITTLE Voice- When Elvi mimics Judy Garland, Marlyn Monroe & lots of other great singers at the club while her d*** dad watches in the audience. And the actress Jane Horrocks sang everythin herself, SHE IS BRIL!!

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I think a great moment is in My Left Foot, when Daniel Day Lewis says "Con-grat-u-lations" to whats her name when she says she's getting married. So sad.

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Oh yeah, Monty Python is loaded with "Gweat Moments." I think my favorite still migtht be:

I don't know if these are Bwitish but they have Bwits in 'em.

Waking Ned Devine, all of it. 'specially where they find the dead guy with a big smile on his face. That would be me.

The Englishman who went up a hill and came down a mountain. All of it. 'specially the part with the mud. Aaaah!!

The English Patient. All of it 'specially the part where he reunites with the girl. ::sniff::

Bond, all of them. 'specially the part with the guns and bullets and girls and gadgets and spectacular stunts. Why don't they ever have one in London? Why isn't London ever in peril? I mean everybody tries to blow it up and it's beautiful and exotic.

Monty Python's AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

The vicious gangs of grannies.

Sociologist (commenting on the problem of vicious gangs of grannies): What are they in it for, these senile delinquents, these layabouts in lace?

Granny A: Ah, the violence!
Granny B: The prestige, mainly.
Granny C: The free gifts!
Granny D: Hooking a knee in the groin!
Granny E: We like pulling the heads off sheep.
Granny:F: And tea cakes.
All: Yeah!

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"Oh and there is one more thing... Its been emotional!"
I could list every moment of LS&2SBs but that'd take a long time...
How about When the penguin is breaking in to the museum in Wallace and Gromit's The Wrong Trousers!
Great stuff man.

In THE REMAINS OF THE DAY--

when Emma Thompson grabs a romance book from Hopkins as he's reading and she teases him about it and he just gives her this look . . . :bawl:

WOW, yeah I remember that scene in REMAINS! He looks like he is about to touch her hair & he looks down at her so tenderly like he wants to bite her face off, hahaha! No, not really. But that is a great scene alright!

And remember also that scene when there are all these fox hunters standin around on their horses, and Tony holds up this tray of hot drinks for such a long time that I was yelling at the screen, ALRIGHT you stupid fox hunters, pick up that drink already, his arm is about to fall off!!!

I also cried a little bit at that last scene with Emma in the rainy bus stop. It was so sad. :bawl:

You people should be ashamed! The only Bwitish movies you watch are monty python & the Englishman who went up a hill & splat down the mountain! Im surprised no ones mentioned Full Monty yet.

the Full Monty is great!
One of the funnisest movies ever!
But there is no shame in only ever watching Monty Python
If I were in an endless void with just the Flying Circus to entertain me, I'd be fine.
I wouldn't mind Sifl and Olly or Mr. SHow to be thrown in though.

How 'bout Trainspotting and Lock, Stock & Smoking Barrel. I watch a lot of foreign films I just can't recite specific moments. I already said Madness of King George and Mrs Brown, about Queen Victoria. How about Henry V and Billy Elliot.

For a British Film quite possibly the whole "Club Sex" scene in The Funnyman including the getting the point scene right after it. Totally mad, totally over the top and above all very British.

Pretty much unheard of and a little underrated.

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Nooo!! Never attempt to imitate Jonathan Ross, one of the most irritating people on the planet!

was Snatch british, or was it made in america?

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100% made in Britland, I believe.

Just finished watching Love Honor and Obey with.. JUDE LAW!
I rented it cuz PLite loves Jude Law. This movie was pretty good. Funny too! Too bad I couldn't understand half of what they said. I'll have to watch it again tomorrow. It was halarious and good. Now I picture Pigsnie looking like Jonny Lee Miller.

Hey P, what's a mug? Is it a bad word?

It can mean "idiot" at times, but it's usually, I think, used to refer to someone's face in a demeaning way. As in "I don't want to see your ugly mug around here anymore."

Whaaaa, that Johnny guy has way too many peanuts in his hair to look like Pigsnie,hahaha.

And mug is not a bad word. Its a term of endeerment for someones face like Little Dude, LOLL.

Well how come they kept spray painting the word mug on everyone's car then? Then that one gangster guy got really mad when someone called him a mug.

Hummm, you didnt tell me you saw mug in a Brit gangster film. I dont watch gangster films, I think theyre kinda boring. So I haf no idea what mug means in that way. I did like Sexy beast though but thats it. NO SHOOTINS FOR LITTLE PLITE~!!!