The Cinematic Confessional

Confess ye ole' celluloid sins.

I, soberly and regretfully, put out into the vast void of the internet that I do not own a single Martin Scorsese DVD and yet I own Nothing But Trouble.

If it can be forgiven...

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I've seen Robin Hood: Men in Tights around twenty times.

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

I have too. Chalk up another sin on my tab.

I'm a grown hetero male who simply loves The Wizard of Oz.

Hehehe, Me and a freind went to a Video Hire place at midnight once and hired it out, we didn't realise why all the clerks where looking at us werid 'till the next day, "Two teenagers with very red eyes go into a Video Store at 12 PM, Hire out The Wizard of Oz and buy three huge bags of skittles...."

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It's a god-awful small affair, To the girl with, the mousy hair, But her mummy is yelling "No", and her daddy has told her to go, But her friend is nowhere to be seen, Now she walks through her sunken dream, To the seat with the clearest view, And she's hooked to the silver screen, But the film is a saddening bore, For she's lived it ten times or more...

I own Bicentennial Man on DVD and everytime i watch it...i cry.


I am ashamed.

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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!

As well you should be. Geesh.

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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

I wanna hear yours, Holds. I know you're Holden something back.

I know a Holden secret. Hohohoheeheeheehahaha.

I demand 4 cans of sardines, a pair of black dockers, and a shrimp boat...or I tteeellllll...the secret.

Mwahahahahaha....

Ok here is my list o sins....

Demolition Man - "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

I LOVE this cornball load of a film. The cheesey one-liners, the campy-future sets, and yes, even Sandra Bullock is looking good in this one.

Send a Maniac to catch one....

Return of the Living Dead

"I know you're in there Tina...I can smell your brains!!!"


Ah, punk rocker zombies, don't think it gets much worse than this...

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I'm an 18 year old Irishman and I like Grease. I watch it every Christmas!

Whats not to love?! Its a film about a robot...with a heart! Oh... im getting misty eyed just thinking about it...

I've never seen Gone With the Wind...

I've never seen a naked girl.

Here ya go:

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^^ I'll never be right again.

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Demolition Man is something I can watch over and over again. Dang.

I've seen Three Ninja's more times that I can remember and I continue to watch it on a regular basis. Dumb & Dumber is one of my favorite movies.... Dang.

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I have seen Flash Gordon over 80 times...oh yeah and I hate Taxi Driver....sue me.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

You're ashamed of that? I OWN the entire series

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Movies I Watched Last Week:
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry, 2004) ****
Drive Well, Sleep Carefully (Justin Mitchell, 2005) ****
Grilled (Jason Ensler, 2006) ****
An Inconvenient Truth (David Guggenheim, 2006) ****
The Family Stone (Thomas Bezucha, 2005) ***1/2
Rocky III (Sylvester Stallone, 1982) ***
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That's nothing to be ashamed of, Dumb & Dumber is just plain funny.

"I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog."

But then again, this is coming from a guy who enjoys Billy Madison.

"He called the s***, 'Poop!'"

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TOP 100 | "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"

These are two sins I've gotten rid of. . .or whatever.
1.)I used to like the movie Now and Then
2.)I used to hate Donnie Darko (it still doesn't really impress me but I don't hate now)

No, to the present. . .
1.)I almost teared up in the Fox and the Hound when the old lady leaves the fox in the woods. Suicide never seemed so good.
2.)I wanted to watch Titanic yesterday. I WANTED to! adajlasguaslk *shudder*

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