What is the Most Cheesy Line of Dialog in the Movies?

I was thinking about this in a completely different context but I thought it might be fun. (I searched but I don't think there has been another thread about this.)

My choice is from Mel Gibson's Apocalypto (2006):



Ratso Rizzo: I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

is cheesy as it gets. (IMHO)

That does sound horrid. Happily I have never seen Apocalypto.




Of lines that became famous, "Love means never having to say you're sorry" from Love Story (1970) is a watershed in unintentionally cringe-inducing movie dialogue. The only small saving grace is that it was parodied so perfectly by Babs Streisand to Ryan O'Neal's face in Bogdanovich's What's Up, Doc?.


*And for the record, you properly conjugate that dairy product cheesy, cheesier and cheesiest, not most cheesy.

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Frank Castle: God's going to sit this one out.



still a great movie

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Still trying to find the words as to how I find it so cheesy.

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I am sure I can look up the exact wording, but we all know what I am talking about when I mention the "Ditto" line in Ghost.

"You complete me." From Jerry Maguire. I love it, but yeah...it's the most cheesy.



* Improperly conjugated adjective intended for ultimate cringiness!

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Yeh mine comes from Jerry Maguire too and its the all famous, "You had me at hello "

God there are so many though. TOO many.

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Very Cheesy:







In Fact, Sharp Chedder.

Thank you! I was having trouble with that. Cheesiest didn't look right. On the other hand, most cheesy is cheesy.

haha yes! i laugh everytime

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"You had me at hello." or "I'm just a girl asking a boy if he could love her." pfft!

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I was going to post that line and you beat me to it.

My favorite brand of cheese is from George Lucas, by way of "Star Wars" which is, by the way, one of my favorite films. They are, from third to first:
#3. "You're looking at Mos Eisley. You'll not find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

#2. "Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"

and finally, my favorite:

#1. "That's because a droid don't pull peoples arms off when they lose." I think Han was supposed to sound roguish, but his grammar here made him sound stoopid.

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"Sometimes, there's so much beauty, in the world, I feel like I can't take it. Like my heart's gonna cave in." referring to a plastic bag, no less (American Beauty):

I still loved the film but half the dialogue in Jurassic World was cheesy as hell.....

also everything Sam Worthington said in Terminator Salvation was cheesy and in a really bad way.

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