Originally Posted by Powdered Water
Psychic Isaac, where have you gone?
Well, I'm still here, but I haven't been to the U.S. since 2007. I'm touring and vacationing places like Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa... right now I'm in South Ossetia with my psychic girlfriend, Yekaterina Burago. Here's her picture:
I'm returning to the U.S. next year, probably in May, for one more year of touring the country and then I'm retiring!
Did you know you were going to disappear?
Yes, but never fear, I can sense when I am being called back here.
How come you got so many Oscar picks wrong?
That wasn't me, unfortunately. I was taking care of my sister, Isha, and she got on the computer under my name, psychically guessed my password (after like 23 times or something) and made those bad predictions. Don't worry, I left Isha in Switzerland last month - she's eating lots of chocolate and putting on weight. What a troublemaker!
Are you psychically challenged?
No.
Are there any good factory outlet stores for psychics?
Not yet. Not until February, 2014 at the Mall of America. But it won't be good -- it's gonna be a clothing store for ordinary folks who don't have psychic ability. The clothes will have some kind of fiber that, when worn, makes you more psychic. But what sucks is that the shirts will only be sold in size "medium".
Why do I shout out the word underpants during conversations at inappropriate times?
In a past life you were strangled to death by a pair of underpants. The murderer was your own mother, who was deranged and killed 5 other people. You lived in France. That death was so traumatic for you that you haven't been able to release it fully from your subconscious. Read my book,
Past Lives, Future Recovery for instructions on how to do so.
Isaac!