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I've always fancied the hell out of Milla Jovovich, too. Her face is the only redeeming feature of the Resident Evil movies. She's gained some curves recently too, which gives her an extra point.




Okay, okay, nebbit and destiny. I'll give a hint, an obscure early nineties child actress.
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...uh the post is up there...



Alright, she played a hypochondriac living in a funeral home. That should make it easy.



OK! I wouldn't have remembered her, and I wasn't about to do a search on Ricci's movies. I only know of a handful, and nothing sticks out as anything I love.



Let's see, as a youngster some of my first crushes were...

The poster that made a man of so many of us lads in the late 1970s (aka the nipples that launched a million boners)...


FARRAH FAWCETT-MAJORS

But also for me in that era, in no particular order - they were all in the rotation (some of them still are)...


BERNADETTE PETERS


ERIN GRAY


KRISTY McNICHOL


JACQUELINE BISSET


JAN SMITHERS


TERI GARR


OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN


JoBETH WILLIAMS


LINDA RONSTADT


LYNDA CARTER


ADRIENNE BARBEAU


CARLY SIMON


SUZI QUATRO

And another eight or ten more, but that's enough for now (randy lil' fella, I was). It's amazing how after that switch gets turned on (and I do mean "turned on"), DAMN, there is no way to shut it off. Other than the several regular programs that some of those ladies starred in, I must say the best show for celebrity T&A when I was a youngster was "The Battle of the Network Stars". In an era of skintight spandex and cleavage there was no better place to see the hottest ladies of the television firmament (and I do mean firm) in the absolutely tightest T-Shirts and shortest short-shorts and all while running, jumping, swimming and generally jiggling in slow motion. Egads! You kids with your easy-to-access internet pornography, you have no idea....
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Okay I have to say it...Rob Pattinson (even though he's YOUNG lol)
Vampire plus Rob Pattinson = purrfect!



ashley tisdale (HSM)



In all honesty, I could be here a while, so I'll just mention a few for now, starting with Drew Barrymore. Blonde or brunette, she's perfect.






Carla Gugino


Meagan Good


Winona Ryder



that spanish girl...from that movie.

hahaha...I amuse myself.

I actually forgot her name though.


and umm...Mos Def...Jack White *of the white stripes*, and...thats all for now.
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Scarlett Johansson for me, also Monica Belucci. And from back in the day before I was alive, Grace Kelly, Bridgette Bardot, Sophia Loren, and Marilyn Monroe.
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