Survivor Part X: Into the Woods

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Well here's a challenge I'm going to fail at then! I haven't seen either film in my life!


I would stay that way. What is the point in watching movies where everyone gets hacked to pieces? Like that's so scary, anyway. I think the idea of people in hockey masks wanting to chop my head off actually sounds like a great idea. As you can see, I have this big neck brace around my neck. It hurts all the time. See if I care if you want to chop my head off. The sooner I detach from this big old aching body, the better. I wish Jason Voorhees had a number where you could call him for his services. Every time I fall asleep on the couch at home, I pray that Freddy Krueger really exists.

No.... I like good movies. Of which there are barely any of. I actually watch a lot of movies. I watch movies all day long. I HATE ALL OF THEM. The only films I ever seem to like are CARTOONS. Cartoons are easier to deal with because there's not actually any real people in them - they're all drawn by hand. You can take an eraser and erase them away if you don't like them. That's my kind of movie.



What's the most right so far?
I would rather not reveal those kinds of details yet.



What if we ask really nicely?
I'll say that some people have been close, but not close enough.





This is my nephew, Ernest.

He is a total birdbrain.

He is currently in MoFo Penitentiary. I hope he never gets out.




So this is a documentary?
It's a HORROR film.

At least that's how I felt once Ernest got out of jail.



What did that idiot do, whack you over the head with a banana?
He's not nice enough to do such a thing.......



There's Ernest Scared Stupid which is an actual horror film. I've never seen any of them.
Not sure why you haven't seen that mate, it looks like an absolute cracker.

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Originally Posted by Iroquois
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There's Ernest Scared Stupid which is an actual horror film.
No, that one was actually the documentary. Scared Stupid.



He can stay at my motel if he needs to calm down.
You'll be thankful that motel stays are only temporary.



You would be surprised how long it takes to clean the showers.
Nothing surprises me, nothing fascinates me.



Why is everyone taking so long with this challenge?

They must have Ernest helping them with it.
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