Pitch an awful movie that would make a ton of money

I don't care how stupid this show was. I loved it and you better believe I would pay cash money to see a "Dino-Riders" film adaptation... no questions asked.

Some things are just made for cinema.

OH MY GOD DINO RIDERS, IT WASN'T STUPID IT WAS THE COOLEST IDEA EVER, SPACEMEN THAT CONTROL DINOSAURS AND GIVE THEM EDGE OF TOMORROW ARMOR, HOW IS THAT NOT COOL!!!!!!!!

Dude, I'm with you. I loved that show. I still have some of the episodes on VHS!

How did this never catch on, it's like the ultimate combination of what boys love, just add the annoyance of girls at that age and it's perfect.

Its so sad that this would make so much money

KIM & KANYE
The Movie



One year of the marriage of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, with all the high points edited for a streamlined three hour viewing. Footage so adult it can be only seen in theaters.

Soundtrack by Kanye West

I LOVED these as a kid! They were all the rage when I lived in Korea.

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Fear and Loathing in MoFo... The Gunslinger 45's Top 50 Favorite Films

In the 10 Ring: Gunslinger45's reviews

Caitlyn Jenner vs. Freddy Krueger

It is a testosterone (or estrogen...depending on how you look at it) fueled horror film. Caitlyn is able to pull himself Bruce Jenner out of the dream world, where she falls in love with himself.

They're going to die loving, or die fighting as they face the immortal dream demon Freddy Krueger.

Marky Mark as Superman



Francis Ford Coppola's Nephew as Batman





In the inevitable reboot of the DCEU in 2020.

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Screw that, have Cage play both roles. We have the technology, and what's more it would be one less role for Wahlberg.

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Iro's Top 100 Movies v3.0

Remake of the lord of the rings with all female lead characters. Gandalfia (Gandalf) played by Maggie Smith.

I'm not seeing the problem here.

Gandalfia should be played by Helen Mirren not Maggie Smith.....

Good point.

Gandalfia played by Helen Mirren, yes... but they should also make her a lesbian who has an affair with Aragornia.

LOTR was almost hit by the Politically Correct Shovel anyways tbh.
They were going remove all references to smoking and drinking... Gandalf and Aragorn, Merry and Pip... they all smoke and they were going to remove all of it. And scenes with alcohol were going to be omitted completely.
Gandalf was also going to eat toffees rather than smoke a pipe all the time.

Thank god that didn't happen. I shudder to think how it would be made today in our current climate. Hopefully the remakes a long way off.

Transformers 6: The Rise of Vengeance

Directed by Michael Bay

Written by Damon Lindelof

Starring Mark Wahlberg and Will Smith

Story: Explosions and stuff

Expected Gross: $2 billion worldwide

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A man's got to know his limitations.

Being a Trump supporter and after giving the campaign his bank account information, he finds out they dont allow cancellations, and Clint falls on hard times........


The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Part II

Directed by and starring Clint Eastwood



Tuco played by Melissa McCarthy. Why not?! Eli Wallach wasnt mexican, why cant a woman play that part?!



The new villain, "The Bad", played by Justin Timberlake



Projected Worldwide Gross $450 million

The crew of the Jupiter 3 (another extended family expedition; the Donners) finds the grizzly remains of the Robinson family who, it appears, were all murdered one by one in the most gruesome of ways.
The only survivors are the catatonic Dr. Zachary Smith and the deactivated B-9 Robot.
Now the Donner family and their flight crew seem to be disappearing, one by one, and showing up dead & defiled! Meanwhile, the youngest member of the crew, Billy Donner, seems to be communicating with a newly sprouted carrot in their hydroponic garden!

Taglines: "When you're lost in space, no one can hear you scream."
"The Doctor is in... the pain, the pain."