I just heard a great joke. Patti sends me jokes all the time, so I know she'd like this thread, too. Anyhoo...I have to tell this joke.
A Mexican, and Irishman, and a Blonde guy, all work at the same construction site. They are sitting high up on some scaffolding, to eat lunch. The Mexican opens his lunch and says," Burritos again! Man, if I get burritos tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Irishman opens his lunch," Corned beef and cabbage, again? Man, if I get this in my lunch tomorrow, I'm jumping off this building, too."
The Blonde opens his lunch," Bologna again? Man, if I get bologna tomorrow, I'm jumping too."
The next day all three men sit down to eat lunch.
The Mexican opens his lunch, sees burritos, and jumps to his death.
The Irishman opens his lunch, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.
The Blonde opens his lunch, sees bologna and jumps to his death.
At the funeral, all the wives are standing together weeping. The Mexican's wife says," If I had known he hated burritos so much, I'd have made him something else."
The Irishman's wife says," If I had known about the corned beef and cabbage; how much he hated it, I'd have made anything!" Both wives look at the Blonde Guy's wife," Don't look at me, he made his own lunch."
Hee-Hee.
A Mexican, and Irishman, and a Blonde guy, all work at the same construction site. They are sitting high up on some scaffolding, to eat lunch. The Mexican opens his lunch and says," Burritos again! Man, if I get burritos tomorrow, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Irishman opens his lunch," Corned beef and cabbage, again? Man, if I get this in my lunch tomorrow, I'm jumping off this building, too."
The Blonde opens his lunch," Bologna again? Man, if I get bologna tomorrow, I'm jumping too."
The next day all three men sit down to eat lunch.
The Mexican opens his lunch, sees burritos, and jumps to his death.
The Irishman opens his lunch, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.
The Blonde opens his lunch, sees bologna and jumps to his death.
At the funeral, all the wives are standing together weeping. The Mexican's wife says," If I had known he hated burritos so much, I'd have made him something else."
The Irishman's wife says," If I had known about the corned beef and cabbage; how much he hated it, I'd have made anything!" Both wives look at the Blonde Guy's wife," Don't look at me, he made his own lunch."
Hee-Hee.