Perfect Casting


For your consideration as Theodore Roosevelt

Leonardo DiCaprio

Next: John Lennon

“Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!” ~ Rocky Balboa

As Isaac Stern, I bring you Paul Giamatti

Next: Donald Trump (we all know a movie about him and his tumultuous presidency is coming). Please exclude Alec Baldwin or any other comic actor who spoofed him. Find a serious actor that can truly portray him and play it straight

That elusive hide-and-seek cow is at it again
Bob Newhart: Richard Jenkins

Next up: Odd Nerdrum (Norwegian painter)


"My Dionne Warwick understanding of your dream indicates that you are ambivalent on how you want life to eventually screw you."
- Joel

"Ever try to forcibly pin down a house cat? It's not easy."
- Captain Steel