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Okay, I know it's a day early, but I shamelessly wanted to be the one who makes your birthday thread, 'cause I'll do it best.
Let's see, how do we begin... obviously we need Yoda pictures:
For your birthday breakfast tomorrow.
A chart showing how you've changed in the past 28 years.
Current professional photograph.
Old photograph.
Usage of a four letter swear word in a picture that you're going to let past the censor just once.
Remember when this happened? Thank God it was only a near death experience.
I dunno what's going on here.
When you were high.
Being dramatic.
Severely frustrated.
Tellin' off a bitch.
Joking around.
Stalking us in our nightmares.
Having a smoke break.
Stopping excited breasts.
Tellin' it like it is.
Okay, now, let's see... we also need a cake picture:
Cake.
And a video:
And a Republican Vice President nominee:
And one last picture of you where you look really haggard:
Now let's wrap her up.
HAPPY WONDERFUL 28TH BIRTHDAY, YODA!
Have a GREAT birthday tomorrow!
Let's see, how do we begin... obviously we need Yoda pictures:
For your birthday breakfast tomorrow.
A chart showing how you've changed in the past 28 years.
Current professional photograph.
Old photograph.
Usage of a four letter swear word in a picture that you're going to let past the censor just once.
Remember when this happened? Thank God it was only a near death experience.
I dunno what's going on here.
When you were high.
Being dramatic.
Severely frustrated.
Tellin' off a bitch.
Joking around.
Stalking us in our nightmares.
Having a smoke break.
Stopping excited breasts.
Tellin' it like it is.
Okay, now, let's see... we also need a cake picture:
Cake.
And a video:
And a Republican Vice President nominee:
And one last picture of you where you look really haggard:
Now let's wrap her up.
HAPPY WONDERFUL 28TH BIRTHDAY, YODA!
Have a GREAT birthday tomorrow!
)
, would try to do something such as this? 
