Ladies and gentlemen, the top 10 Things You Hate When Watching A Bad Movie.
Thats right, and let me announce this top ten is sponsored by G.E. my favorite company and owner of NBC.
What do you think Paul?! Would that qualify, favorite owner? How do you like feeling owned Paul?
"Yeah Dave, thats deep man. Yeah, I never thought of that."
Yes Paul, I believe you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the top 10 Things You Hate When Watching A Bad Movie.
#10 - The person youre with who most likely is responsible for you enduring the piece of crap.
#9 - The other half of the ticket stub that when you pull out of your pocket hours later will remind you of the film all over again.
#8 - When coming back from having a cigarette someone actually tries to catch you up on the film.
#7 - You get a play by play of everything youve just seen from the old woman explaining to her deaf husband sitting behind you.
#6 - The couple having sex 2 rows in front of you are having a better time.
#5.......Paul I think this list is going pretty good, whats your take on the audiences excitement for it?
"Im really excited to jam and get down tonight Dave."
Oh of course! Thats exactly what I was talking about....
....please ladies and gentleman, dont rush the stage. Contain yourselves!!!
the top 10 Things You Hate When Watching A Bad Movie
#5 - When the most noxious audience members pass gas strong enough to knock a small unsuspecting man unconscious OR
Jackass The Movie 4D!
#4 - You read the book first, and its been changed so much you think for a moment youre in the wrong theater.
#3 - You thought it was a Transporter sequel, but realize since Jason Stathams the star, its the same thing anyway.
#2 - The star of the movie is also the star of the soundtrack!
Im sorry folks we couldnt afford a drumroll sound. Our parent company at G.E. has us on a budget, G.E. they make America bright again!
.....and the #1 things You Hate When Watching A Bad Movie......
TO BE CONTINUED
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