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I wipe my ass with your feelings
Awww. Your hands are so small...then again, it's the size of the feet that matter.



Wanna see MY trunk!
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Originally Posted by undercoverlover
is it ok if i curse around you cuz baby you are DAMN fine!
lets play battleship!

i'll show you my destroyer



Oooooooooh Arrrrrrrrrrrrr what is that throbbing thing you are holding
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I am having a nervous breakdance
Can I pet your rabbit?
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The novelist does not long to see the lion eat grass. He realizes that one and the same God created the wolf and the lamb, then smiled, "seeing that his work was good".

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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but
now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.



Originally Posted by Piddzilla
Can I pet your rabbit?
I got somethin' for you to pet right here.

(This space, of course, would be where I would post a picture of a very odd-looking goat or llama or some such animal, were I not completely ignorant of how to perform such technological wonders.

So just imagine the goat is here. Visualize.)

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You were a demon and a lawyer? Wow. Insert joke here."



I wipe my ass with your feelings
Nice lava lamp, Nebbit...it keeps going up and up and up...here, lets see if this goes up



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Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
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What's a nice girl like you doing in......oh wait nm.
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You ready? You look ready.
I got a nipple piercing. Want to see it?
Originally Posted by nebbit
Get ready here i cum
Why they say you're cumin? You ain't going no where. Know what I'm saying?
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