movie quote chain quiz!

"You're dumber than you think I think you are." = Chinatown




"I think you're an *******. No, let me correct that: an immature *******. Which is fine, except that you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid that my grandchildren are gonna be little ********. No, let me finish. Debbie is an adult, she can do what she wants. But if you want your marriage to last you're going to have to change some things about yourself. Now if I may make some suggestions? Good. Now first, you're a slob. You dress like a bum. Second, you're unmotivated. You have no self-esteem, no thought about the future. You're inconsiderate, you're insensitive, you're insincere....and you're irresponsible. A show-off. You're vulgar, you're inappropriate. You're unrefined. You're obnoxious."

Hmmm not sure of the movie, but this is almost exactly what my Father-in-law said to me, before he was my Father-in-law that is.

"In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. Despite millions of dollars in research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer. Hello, I'm Henry Gibson, speaking to you on behalf of the United Appeal for the Dead. Although so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness. It is also important to know what to do when you die: one, do not attempt to drive a car; two, do not operate heavy machinery; third, do not talk."