What’s Your Name (Give a Fake Name)?

In Grade 10 we had civics class, we had to create a new identity for ourselves. A job, an address, a family. We'd receive mail, getting hired for a new job, losing that job, mortgages, etc. My name was Ethan Harris. I was a web-designer. I had one wife and one child.

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In Grade Ten Spanish, I was Enrique. Cuz T2.

"Eeeeennrriqque, Eeeeeenrriiqqquueee. Eschuchen, eschuchen por favor."

My real name is Dick Antonov.

Roll Fizzle-Beef

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That name is usually the first one I think of when I think of that skit.

dick rizzo

I've told people that if I was ever going to use an alias it would be one of these two names. I still haven't really decided which one it would be. Either "Split-Tail Bang Whammy", or "Sourdough Smacky-Smacky".

Ivan Awfulitch

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Ned Ryerson

Nick Soapdish

My name is still Mark French but I'm thinking of changing it to MoFo Number One.

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I. P. Daily

John Thomas Johnson

I bet your father thought of that name while shaving!

(Who doesn't love Top Secret (1984)?)

Maria.

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Elijahwan Butler

KeyserCorleone

Edie Yit

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