Seats in Cinema

This thread has quickly gotten disgusting.

That's fitting. Most theaters shouldn't be closely scrutinized. You'll start to notice... things.

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I may never go to the cinema again.

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You mean a super large Coke cup isn't big enough to hide it???

If that's the case 'dinkle' is definitely the wrong term.

My schlongle...

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See, I would've had no problems getting up and going to the restroom in the middle of that movie.

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Wow this became about a lot more then just seats. lol

Food at the movies I generally avoid. If I plan my trip right I will eat a meal before I go to the movies. But if I do get some food at the movies it will generally be a pretzel or popcorn.

As for the bathroom, I go to the bathroom right before I sit in the theater. That way I am usually good to sit through the whole movie.

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I don't drink or eat anything in the cinema. I would like to eat popcorn but it tickles my throat and I tend to go into a coughing fit when eating popcorn and that's not good in a cinema screening...

And I don't drink because of the toilet thing. Drinking and eating is always after.

For some reason I hate the centre, I don't know why, I always choose one of the seats on the sides, third or fourth row from the top

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In Cineworld and Showcase I always sit to the side in the seats that have the rail in front so I can put my feet up cos I like to slouch. No food for me unless someone else brings peanut M&Ms , and no drinks. I would have a cup of tea if anyone cared to make a decent cinema tea, I'd have cake too in my dream cinema

Speaking of tea. You can't even get coffee in the cinemas I got to around here. Very frustrating. I like back aisle for a lot of the reasons already stated. I always let who I am with pick though.

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My dream theater would sell boxes of donuts. Not single donuts you could buy -- BOXES of donuts. Chocolate and powdered.

I imagine the seats would get messy, but it's a dream theater.

You..... are an honest-to-goodness saint.

Ah. Friend.

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I usually try to go to Cinemark Theatres... I do get a large frozen drink and the smallest bag of popcorn they have but I rarely have to get up in the middle of the film to use the restroom. The kids tend to share a drink and rarely do they go to the cafe in the theatre to get something like french fries..... I pay more for food at the theatre than the prices of the tickets. Cinemark is $4.25 before 6pm and $6.25 after 6pm. AMC is a lot higher.. $5 before noon $7.50 between noon and 4pm and $10.50 after 4pm.

Jesus. If I could pay those prices I'd probably go to the cinema every week. Well, every week there was something worth seeing, so about twice a year.

Oh thank you sir for posting this. I've been choking on laughter now for the past 5 minutes.


(Btw my seat, back center aisle, always back center aisle)

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