Movie Lines You Routinely Incorporate Into Your Day-to-Day Life

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My husband and I use movie lines so frequently we practically have no original dialog!

GhostBusters is a particular favorite:

You're no fluke, Jennifer!
Nice thinkin', Ray.
This is just one of our little toys, it's technical.
Well, are you sure you're using that thing correctly?
Sorry, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.
I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
Choose and be destroyed.
Nobody choosed anything! Did you choose anything? I didn't choose anything!

.......and just about any other line you can think of!

Throw in a few choice lines from Caddyshack (so I've got that goin' for me, which is nice...) and we're all set.

How about a Fresca?
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You're a Genius all the time
My friends and I say "You're so money" and "You're so money and you don't even know it" to each other so much, it's unbearable to anyone outside of our little clique.

I've already said it like ten times today.




A few I failed to mention earlier;

"Bogus", "most triumphant", and others - Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

"You D!ck" - Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Yeah, and monkeys might fly outta my butt", "excuse me Russell, but I believe I requested the hand job", and others - Wayne's World
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There's too much blood in my caffeine system!!



I keep saying this in games if it turn out to be an unfair game "That's not fair they've got rocks, we only got our machine guns" hehehe.... from the movie Dudley Do Right



Welcome to the human race...
"You're one sick f***." - That detective from Barton Fink

Pitch-perfect delivery.
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"You're one sick f***." - That detective from Barton Fink

Pitch-perfect delivery.
The line is actually "You're a sick fuck, Fink." In addition to Richard Portnow's terrific deadpan delivery, what makes that line work so well is the alliteration at the end of the sentence with fu*k and Fink.

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Welcome to the human race...
The line is actually "You're a sick fuck, Fink." In addition to Richard Portnow's terrific deadpan delivery, what makes that line work so well is the alliteration at the end of the sentence with fu*k and Fink.

Ah. I eliminate the Fink part anyway because of obvious reasons.



<sigh>

Whenever I ask one of my friends a "how much" or "how far" question he says "About a half a Neuton"

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

I love it when <blank> wins at the sport he plays!


I've been quoting Remember the Titans in the run-up to Lenbowl.

Iago gets his share of my time too:

A fig!

Put money in thy purse!
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stop or my mom will shoot
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I want $20 now dammit!!!
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I don't need a bigger boat.
Miracle Max: "You rush a Miracle Man, you get rotten miracles."

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Outstanding. I think we finally found something that you do well."

John McClane: "Yippie-kay-yay, motherf**ker."

Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: "If I were the man I was five years ago I'd take a flame-thrower to this place!!"



Originally Posted by The Reservoir Dog
Miracle Max: "You rush a miracle, you get rotten miracles."
That's a Miracle MAN.


MAX
Don't rush me, Sonny. You rush a
Miracle Man, you get rotten miracles.



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"Alright I'm going to go make a protein Shake." - Knocked up

"Well thats just Offbase" - The Squid and the Whale

"No man I'm just really ... Highhhhh" Knocked Up

" Respect the Cock" - Tom Cruise- Magnolia.



That would be greeeat. (Lumberg) Office Space.



Hello Salem, my name's Winifred. What's yours
'That's the best thing ever.' - Kissing Jessica Stein

Also just wanted to point out to any fans of Juno that at the beginning when she's on the phone to Leah and she says:

'Juno?'
'No it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?'

Morgan Freeman wasnt in the bone collector, it was denzel washington. Anyone else spot that?
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