I Like A Girl....

Okay, well I like a girl in my health class, her name is Natalia. She's cute and funny and I think she thinks I'm weird, I dunno. (Though I am a weird guy.) Anyways, when I have the perfect time to talk to her, I don't 'cuz I get nervous. I originally like another girl Annie, but gave up on her 'cuz she probaly wouldn't like me. Anyways, what should I say when approaching Natalia? And, how should I just get the girl of my dreams?

I'm also very lovesick.

Try this on for size. Go up to her and say: "Hey! If I tell you how much I like your body, will you hold it against me?"

Works every time.

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We are both the source of the problem and the solution, yet we do not see ourselves in this light...

You a straight up playah. Should I walk by her and smack her @$$?

I think you should go up to her like you have known her all your life and start asking things about the family and cool stuff, but act like you are not looking at her, and then when you do look up into her eyes get this really embarrased look and say something lke: omg, I thought I was talking to someone else, I am so sorry. Then start looking around for the "pretend" friend you thought you were talkng to.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

Thanks man, it means alot to me to get the girl of my dreams. Should I tell her I have a band and that I was in Spider-Man 3? (Though, none of those are true.)

No, stick to the plan.

Should I dress cool?

I use a special pick up line, but if I said it I'm pretty sure I'd be banned.

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Don't you always?

Yes. But should I dress nice to attract to her?

You tried that one on me long ago, and it almost worked, but my pain/pleasure sensor blew a bulb and well - too much for me.

*Sean Kingston's "Take You There" plays in backround* That's what plays when I daydream about her in my head.

Wear sweat pants and a dress shirt and a hotpink dewrag on your head.

And a bowtie. Don't forget the bowtie.

Or the Crocs.

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This always works...

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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe

I knew it was you.

Firstly, never, ever, show her any of your posts in TPAM thread


Talk to her that is a good start

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven."
John Milton, Paradise Lost

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What are you guys thinking?

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