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i can get any girl i want but i will LOVE only her



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Instead of asking them out, just try to be friends with them and then things could lead on.
I can prove that this actually works. I just got engaged to my best friend a couple of months ago. It's the best of both worlds I still have my best friend and she's also a totally awesome fiancee! I love her to death and I cannot imagine being with anyone else.
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Guys, I'm going to ask her out! Even if I'm nervous I'm still going to do it because I'll get it off my chest. And if she says yes we can...we can....*dreams of being with her*

How should I ask her out? I don't just wanna say "Will you go out with me?"



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You can start it out with a simple conversation of what kind of food she likes, then ask her out to a restaurant that sounds like her favorite food.

Also, don't lead on that you don't like the place. Deal with it, you'll find something on the menu to eat.

Remember, tip your wait staff, it's not a hobby!



I got good news! We don't have assigned seats anymore and I'm gonna ask her out, I think I should give her a simple "Will you go out with me?".



and i think u shud stay away or u will end u like me miserable and insane



28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds
and i think u shud stay away or u will end u like me miserable and insane
What? Miserable and Insane? Are you kidding me? I would have never guessed.
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He's called Tequila. He's a tough cop.
and i think u shud stay away or u will end u like me miserable and insane





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Ok I've come with the perfect solution.

"Hey Natasia (be sure it's incorrect) , you aren't as good as Annie - but I guess you'll have to do"

Then if she says no , try putting her in a leg-lock until she submits. Upon viewing your glorious victory over Natalia - Annie will fall in love with you because of your muscles and wrestling skills.

Afterward in your 20's while your relationship with Annie is at it's peak , ask her to marry you and spend the following decades with her at your side. That is until your late 70's where you will grow a raging hatred for her and attempt to murder her - once you are in jail speak to a man called Ho Tem Pek , he will get you the connections to dig your way out of your cell. Nearing your early 90's your hole will be big enough for you to escape and upon your brilliant plan's completion - a rematch will be hosted between you and Natalia.

Now while default boxing rules will apply to the match - remember to pack a crowbar just in case , watch for her left hook and keep in mind she telegraphs her jabs. In the fifth round , do an illegal elbow to the jaw which will be quite a blow to her 94 year old body - when you have reclaimed the title belt once again your long lost wife Annie will remember why she fell in love with you in the first place.

This time do not take her back though , instead as a twist ending you reveal yourself to be a zombie robot nazi and knock her head off. Upon conquering of the world you will correspond your robot leader Hitler-Borg , finally having completed your mission - you will receive a coupon for any free value meal at any participating McDonald's location.

Which meal will you choose ? I leave this in your hands ...
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and i think u shud stay away or u will end u like me miserable and insane
Drama queen.

Just remember these immortal words of wisdom...

I get knocked down
I get back up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
I get back up again
You're never gonna keep me down



Well New Goblin, I can actually relate a bit to your situation.

During my final year of middleschool I had a chance to talk to one of the most beautiful girls in my school. She was a curvacious, blonde who also treated others well.

One day during gym class, I retired to my usual spot on the bleachers, being that I was exempt from activity. I then see that "Sherry," not her real name, came in with a bandaged ankle. She then walks over and sits down, on the first row, where I was. She then scooted down closer to where I was and said; "I think I'll sit here." Instantly, I am nervous as Hell. I was not prepared for this situation, so after very obviously acting nervous and fidgeting, you know what I said? Nothing, at all. It was so uncomfortable that I inched my way down the row. She wasn't just out of my league, she was out of my species, I mean I was probably one of the biggest losers at my school, so needless to say it was awkward when a dialogue emerged. I harbor no delusions that I could have ever had anything to do with her, but I do regret acting like a mute retard. My advice is just try and say something, even if it's not some clever observation or witty quip.
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Ok I've come with the perfect solution.

"Hey Natasia (be sure it's incorrect) , you aren't as good as Annie - but I guess you'll have to do"

Then if she says no , try putting her in a leg-lock until she submits. Upon viewing your glorious victory over Natalia - Annie will fall in love with you because of your muscles and wrestling skills.

Afterward in your 20's while your relationship with Annie is at it's peak , ask her to marry you and spend the following decades with her at your side. That is until your late 70's where you will grow a raging hatred for her and attempt to murder her - once you are in jail speak to a man called Ho Tem Pek , he will get you the connections to dig your way out of your cell. Nearing your early 90's your hole will be big enough for you to escape and upon your brilliant plan's completion - a rematch will be hosted between you and Natalia.

Now while default boxing rules will apply to the match - remember to pack a crowbar just in case , watch for her left hook and keep in mind she telegraphs her jabs. In the fifth round , do an illegal elbow to the jaw which will be quite a blow to her 94 year old body - when you have reclaimed the title belt once again your long lost wife Annie will remember why she fell in love with you in the first place.

This time do not take her back though , instead as a twist ending you reveal yourself to be a zombie robot nazi and knock her head off. Upon conquering of the world you will correspond your robot leader Hitler-Borg , finally having completed your mission - you will receive a coupon for any free value meal at any participating McDonald's location.

Which meal will you choose ? I leave this in your hands ...
Well....Annie has a boyfriend and Natalia is way prettier.

I'm gonna be so nervous when I ask her.



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Drama queen.

Just remember these immortal words of wisdom...

I get knocked down
I get back up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
I get back up again
You're never gonna keep me down
Nice Chumbawumba reference!!!



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Also, "It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."