Add "ING" to a movie title, what is it about now?

I thought this was the movie about William Shatner retiring from the Star Trek franchise!

Heating - Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro and Val Kilmer are HVAC specialists!

Raiders of the Lost Arking

Electricians hunt for sparks that tend to hide so they can be alone

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The Right Stuffing - a family tries to come up with the perfect filler for their Thanksgiving turkey when they run out of breadcrumbs just minutes before their dysfunctional relatives arrive (hilarity ensues)!

Clashing of the Titans

Titans fighting each other due to a bad family argument.

Greasing 2

50's teen kids greasing a hog for a contest.

Standing by Me

Bored Teens

Can't Buy Me Loving

Exactly what it says.. you can't afford her.

(sorry I used my letterboxd for titles)

RoboCoping - Factory owner, Alex has to try to find a way to let all his employees know they're being fired and outsourced by automation.

Starship Troopersing - a musical version of Heinlein's classic sci-fi novel.

20000 Years In Sing Singing

Documentary in which Julie Andrews talks about her extraordinarily lengthy career in musicals.

3-Ironing

A small Korean family laundry business struggles when a corporate rival opens up across the street.

Blow Outing

Three men with a kilo of coke have the hedonistic day to end all hedonistic days.

Cross of Ironing - A housewife is struggling with domestic chores.

The Bad Seeding - An incest story about a single father and daughter.

Markeding for Death - An illiterate salesman is trying to finish a deal with Death.

The Schooling of Rock - Former professional wrestler goes back to finish high school.

Qing - Historic epic of China's last imperial dynasty.

Little Missing Sunshine - A horror-drama about miss Little who has trouble coping with her being a vampire.

Minority Reporting - A white guy constantly calling the cops on minorities in his neighbourhood.

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Suspect's Reviews

Ironing Man

An ex junkie must work in a salvation army laundering room as community service for years of bad films.

Cocktailing

A private investigator follows around a rooster aboard a private boat.

Splashing

a mermaid discovers a new trick

The Thinging

Michael Tyson, a retired boxer, takes up singing from a vocal coach with hilarious results.

Once Bitting

Unruly 2 years old who learns what it feels like when getting bitten.

Crimson Peaking

Do you really want me to explain? It could turn out disgusting nasty....

Sleepy Hollowing

A sleepy ghost goes digging up graves.

The Falling

Mountain climbers die in a horrible accident by falling.

Lighting Sleeper

A DP for a renowned director faces possible termination for loafing on the job.

Fathering Figures

male porcelain ornaments decide to have same sex parenting as their distraction from an inanimate shelf life

The Florida Projecting

The strange case of a state wide act of egotistic defense and blame shifting.

Okay, not strange at all.