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None compare to the bean dinner scene in Blazing Saddles. All others are imitators.
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Originally Posted by LordSlaytan
None compare to the bean dinner scene in Blazing Saddles. All others are imitators.
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Originally Posted by jrs
Its almost funnier without the visuals.
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I always got a laugh when Cash's cellmate in Tango and Cash farted.



there was also the contest in Scooby-Doo between Scooby and Shaggy



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That red-headed guy farts on the person's pillow. That's my style.
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Philip Seymour Hoffman in " Along came Polly ";
" I just sharted! "
" What "
" Its when you push too hard and a little bit of **** comes out! "

Crude, but boy did I laugh!!!
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?



Oh! I just remembered one that always had me in stitches when I was a kiddie...

The "ass on fire fart" moment in Caveman.



Or the entire Terrence and Phillip movie in South Park, the movie



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Im Pretty Fond of the one In the Nutty Proffesor. Me and my brother use to laugh at that movie nonstop.
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Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd was on the toilet from Harry spiking his tea with exlax HAHAHAAHHA! that scene has me dying



its rather obvious its mel brooks blazeing saddles when ther all eating beans around the campfire unrivailed



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Originally Posted by Beyonder
Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd was on the toilet from Harry spiking his tea with exlax HAHAHAAHHA! that scene has me dying
Thsi would have my vote.
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Hollywood Knights (1980) tends to stick out in my mind for some reason, was it the National Anthem or ABC's that was peformed via farting?

Oh yeah unrelated but still sticks in my memory: "Lawrence , Lawrence of Arabia , He's an English guy . He came to fight the Turkish ! "
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Come on people!!! What about Harold and Kumar with those twins!!! I couldn't breathe!!! "you sunk my battle****!"
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