Hotseat! Grill a MoFo: TheUsualSuspect

Who is your favorite character in The Usual Suspects?

Who is your least favorite character in The Usual Suspects?

Why?

Excluding The Usual Suspects, if you had to throw away all of your movies but one, which one would you keep?

For all I know, it's not even your favorite movie, anymore.

Is it?

What one MoFo do you disagree with most frequently?

What is your favorite 80's movie?

If you could keep all your movies, but had to throw one away, which one would you ditch? (Sry Dest' - stole your idea .

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So uh, why do uh, you know, uh, why do you like so many crappy movies?

Have you ever done a top ten B-movie type of list? I'd love to check it out.

Where do you live?

Do you live in a castle?

Do you feel like telling everyone your real name?

Do you have any pets?

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Which MoFo do you agree with mostly

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I used to be addicted to crystal meth, now I'm just addicted to Breaking Bad.

Who is your favorite character in The Usual Suspects?

Verbal Kint

Who is your least favorite character in The Usual Suspects?

Keaton

Why?

Excluding The Usual Suspects, if you had to throw away all of your movies but one, which one would you keep?

The Evil Dead

For all I know, it's not even your favorite movie, anymore.

Is it?

Never was.

What one MoFo do you disagree with most frequently?

Tie between

ObiWanShinobi and Meatwadsprite

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Why call yourself TheUsualSuspect in the first place?

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What is your favorite 80's movie?

Back To The Future

If you could keep all your movies, but had to throw one away, which one would you ditch?

I'd throw away City of Rott (excluding doubles)


So uh, why do uh, you know, uh, why do you like so many crappy movies?

What crappy movies do I like? I guess I would say because they don't take themselves seriously.

Have you ever done a top ten B-movie type of list? I'd love to check it out.

No I haven't, but I could....and I will.

Where do you live?

Hamilton, Ontario, Canada (Near Toronto)

Do you live in a castle?

No, it would be too drafty.

Do you feel like telling everyone your real name?

My real name is Matthew.

Do you have any pets?

Yes, one dog, coco.

Which MoFo do you agree with mostly

I honestly do not know and would have to think about it and get back to ya.

Why call yourself TheUsualSuspect in the first place?

The first message board I joined was at horrormovies.com, my second was another horror message board and I used the same username for both. I finally joined a regular movie board at cinecon.com and thought to myself to change my username (my other one was horror centric and had nothing to do with movies). So I thoughts of something that would be singular to myself as a poster and I had just borrowed the movie from someone, so it fell into place. The movie is still one of my favourites, just not THE fav.

I was just busting your chops, actually it seems we have quite a few of the same tastes.

A few more for ya...

What's your favorite kind of cheese?

What kind of dog is Coco? And do you have a picture? (Sorry if you already put it in the personal pictures thread, that thing is huge.)

Were you born in Canada or do you just live there?

If you were King of Canada would you invade Alaska? (I would)

If not what would you do to discourage Americans from spreading to and infecting your country with "strip malls"?

Somebody doesn't like Pulp Fiction and says it to your face, what do you do?

What's your favorite kind of cheese?

Swiss

What kind of dog is Coco? And do you have a picture? (Sorry if you already put it in the personal pictures thread, that thing is huge.)

The mother was a slut....she's a German Shepard, Lab and Terrier.

Were you born in Canada or do you just live there?

Born and raised

If you were King of Canada would you invade Alaska? (I would)

Obviously. Even if I weren't King....In fact I'm going to do it.

If not what would you do to discourage Americans from spreading to and infecting your country with "strip malls"?

Say we still have SARS.

Somebody doesn't like Pulp Fiction and says it to your face, what do you do?

Ask them why they don't like, debate with them and then they change their opinion.

This pic if her with shorter hair.

Awww, what a cute little dirgy!

What are you like when it comes to reading books? Any favourites?

What are your top five bands?

Your short films are pretty good. Do you reckon you'll try and do something serious about filmmaking in the future?

Would you use war penguins in this invasion?

What are you like when it comes to reading books? Any favourites?

If Chins Could Kill, Lord Of The Rings, The Invention of Morel, Of Mice and Men.

What are your top five bands?

Led Zeppelin
The Rolling Stones
The Beatles
Our Lady Peace
Red Hot Chili Peppers

(My all time favourite artists is Elliott Smith)


Your short films are pretty good. Do you reckon you'll try and do something serious about filmmaking in the future?

I'm in film school right now so I'm praying I will some day. Of course everyone says they want to write/direct, so I'm taking a different approach and want to go into editing.

Would you use war penguins in this invasion?

Yes, but those will only be decoys for the flying jetpacked monkeys raiding hell down from above.

Favourite videogames? (if any)

Hypothetical - two movies are made about your life.

1 - a documentary, made using interviews of people and bootleg footage of you in real life, and is 100% accurate about your life story.

Or:

2 - a Hollywood studio production with A-list stars, a large budget and a script that takes major liberties with the truth.

Which movie would you rather see?

Favourite videogames? (if any)

Metal Gear Series, Timesplitters: Future Perfect, Call of duty Series, Jak & Daxter Trilogy, Crash Team Racing, GTA, Lost Planet,

Hypothetical - two movies are made about your life.

1 - a documentary, made using interviews of people and bootleg footage of you in real life, and is 100% accurate about your life story.

Or:

2 - a Hollywood studio production with A-list stars, a large budget and a script that takes major liberties with the truth.

Which movie would you rather see?

Both, but to pick only one would be the doc. Just to see what people have to say about me.

Are you CNN or Fox?

(a sneaky way of asking people what political persuasion they
proclivate towards)

Are you CNN or Fox?

Neither, I'm Canadian.

What exactly about "the Usual Suspects" do you like so much?

What kind of car do you drive and does it matter?


If you had to describe yourself in one word what would it be?


If you had to describe me in one word what would it be?


What is your stance on homosexuality, abortion, stem cell research, and euthenasia?

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