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The premise is quite simple, all you need to do is



No joke, I actually have a ton of half-done posts saved, most of them in the same vein as the old Lincoln anecdote about unsent letters.
Brilliant, I knew I was on to something
And now you have an official repository in which to



Sorry if I'm rude but I'm right
Some people asked me to recommend them good porn flicks. Here follows a list of
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Look, I'm not judging you - after all, I'm posting here myself, but maybe, just maybe, if you spent less time here and more time watching films, maybe, and I stress, maybe your taste would be of some value. Just a thought, ya know.



That elusive hide-and-seek cow is at it again
Wait. Can I then paste posts previously penned in reply to a thread that I just never got around to submitting? It might be interesting to read abandoned comments without the thread's context. Actually, hm. It might piss a few people off ;P

NEVERMIND!
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"My Dionne Warwick understanding of your dream indicates that you are ambivalent on how you want life to eventually screw you." - Joel

"Ever try to forcibly pin down a house cat? It's not easy." - Captain Steel

"I just can't get pass sticking a finger up a dog's butt." - John Dumbear



This might just do nobody any good.
We’re talking posts we ourselves had typed but then drifted away from or lost, accidentally or otherwise? ‘Cause my first thought after reading the thread’s title was The Last Jedi thread...



I just want to say
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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.