Your favorite movie reviews

I like to write movie reviews on here, not to troll you or boost my "ego", just because I enjoy talking and writing.


What are your favorite movie reviews? If I read enough of these, it will rub off on me.

This is a good one: https://www.avclub.com/mad-max-fury-...mov-1820691831

There's an apocalypto review on IMDb I really like


https://m.imdb.com/review/rw1908817/?ref_=tt_urv