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Survivor 5s #2 Bitch
Surprisingly good review, CiCi (not that I didn't think you would write a good one, but didn't expect it to be this good )! This might actually be the first full review I've read by you, since it has either been movies I haven't seen or movies I didn't care for that you have reviewed. I love The Thing though and this review is great.

I love the structure in your reviews and you make it easy to get a your head around what you are trying to say throughout. I agree with most of what you said, but I personally thought the acting was good. And I don't think it was important to really get to know everyone and everything in this film either, but as you said you did understand it was to create more mystery and such, so you did understand the purpose of it. Try to really think about it though, would this film have been as good if everything was explained? It wouldn't make sense either, since we are supposed to believe the film and it would be odd if they knew everything about this alien lifeform straight away.

But anyways, great review once again, I will look forward to your reviews of my recommendations!
What are you trying to say about my choice of films! Haha, but thanks very much for the compliments, it means a great deal from such an established critic on this forum like yourself (I love all your feedback though, I truly do, it really does make my day!)

I didn't want everything to be explained either, but I found it annoying how there are literally dozens of things that aren't explained whatsoever, at least a tiny bit of closure would have been nice, even if it was just a tiny little hint.
I didn't think the acting was bad by any stretch, but I'll have to disagree, I did not care for it very much, I thought that husky was brilliant though and the total lack of females was a bit odd too, considering it was the 80s.

Nice review CiCi, glad you enjoyed The Thing!
It's never dull though
It was mainly towards the start that I found it a bit dull, like the beginning was really drawn out (in my humble opinion)



The only thing I disagree with is the acting part, if you know how the guys involved normally act, you'd give them an award


The questions that are never answered is also a massive plus. This is why The Thing has been a talking point since 82...


Excellent review though, CiCi. Top marks for bringing out some of the faults and not getting all band-waggony



Survivor 5s #2 Bitch
The only thing I disagree with is the acting part, if you know how the guys involved normally act, you'd give them an award


The questions that are never answered is also a massive plus. This is why The Thing has been a talking point since 82...


Excellent review though, CiCi. Top marks for bringing out some of the faults and not getting all band-waggony
To be honest, I kind of agree with leaving stuff regarding The Thing being left mysterious, but more tedious things like whose shadow was on the wall could have been answered?

And no it was a really good film, but I don't think I enjoyed it as much as some people do

I also still maintain that the husky was the best actor in the film



Yeah the Husky was awesome.


You remember the scene when he walks down the corridor? Here's some trivia... One take. And not trained to do that.

Awesome animal.



Ohm the thing with the shadow is great too. It adds to the audience's paranoia.


Many think it's Norris... but it's not. Or is it? Maybe? According to the filmmakers, it's all of them.





Survivor 5s #2 Bitch
Yeah the Husky was awesome.


You remember the scene when he walks down the corridor? Here's some trivia... One take. And not trained to do that.

Awesome animal.
Oh my god. what a legend.
Another bit of trivia, the husky running from the helicopter was not the same husky as the one you mentioned.

I feel like they should have received that award from The Cannes film festival, the Palme Dog?

EDIT: I don't even know any of their freaking names anyway, I still think that the film left way too many unanswered questions, and I don't like it



Definitely. Those dogs were brilliant.


The Thing has recently taken my #1 spot, overtaking RoboCop (which was my #1 for about 20 years)... I love the movie.
I'm thinking maybe a second viewing may get you loving it rather than just appreciating it.


You made a fantastic review though, CiCi. Kudos man!



Survivor 5s #2 Bitch
Definitely. Those dogs were brilliant.


The Thing has recently taken my #1 spot, overtaking RoboCop (which was my #1 for about 20 years)... I love the movie.
I'm thinking maybe a second viewing may get you loving it rather than just appreciating it.


You made a fantastic review though, CiCi. Kudos man!
I'm flattered! but seriously thanks very much, I'm so glad you liked it!

I wouldn't even say it's my favourite Carpenter film I still prefer Halloween



Survivor 5s #2 Bitch
I'm so sorry everyone, but I sadly won't be able to upload another review for a short while. Basically, AQA (one of the major examination boards in the UK) screwed my sixth form over and more or less gave everyone who sat the AS Lit exam a 'U' effectively giving me a crap grade overall. My sixth form have told me to sit tight though, because they're getting them re-marked, but as you can probably guess, I'm a bit of a hysterical mess at the minute

Until then though, I'll probably watch a lot of the films you all so kindly recommended to me! I'll still be posting in other threads as well, but keep well everyone! And thanks so so much for all your feedback so far, it always makes my day!



Survivor 5s #2 Bitch
sorry again now, are we?

Anyways, it's okay CiCi. You deliver great reviews we don't mind waiting on them.
Well it feels weird not uploading another review!
And thanks very much! Although there are plenty of other astounding movie critics on here, so you won't be too lost

EDIT: Thanks MovieGal! It certainly looks interesting!



I'm agreeing with you for the most part.

I wanted to see Beyond the Valley of the Dolls for years, and what a disappointment when I did-lame!

As I said, Last House on the Left is one of my favorites. The only points on that review I'd disagree with is the decisions they make and the soundtrack. Many times I have seen much older people put themselves in worse situations, and I loved the music. And the road leads to nowhere.....

The Thing-great review of a great movie!

Recommendations-
The Re-Animator
Kill List
Basket Case
Inside

That's just to start



Survivor 5s #2 Bitch
I'm agreeing with you for the most part.

I wanted to see Beyond the Valley of the Dolls for years, and what a disappointment when I did-lame!

As I said, Last House on the Left is one of my favorites. The only points on that review I'd disagree with is the decisions they make and the soundtrack. Many times I have seen much older people put themselves in worse situations, and I loved the music. And the road leads to nowhere.....

The Thing-great review of a great movie!

Recommendations-
The Re-Animator
Kill List
Basket Case
Inside

That's just to start
Yeah people compared Beyond the Valley to Faster Pussycat so I was expecting something great, and since Roger Ebert wrote it, I thought it was going to be fantastic, but it was just crap.

I think the decisions they make later on are spot on, but at the start, I was face palming a couple of times, largely at Mari though. Overall, it is a great film!

I've only heard bad things about Basket Case so I'm a bit cautious of that one, however, The Re-Animator and Inside seem amazing, and I've never heard of Kill List! Thanks for recommending them though!



Survivor 5s #2 Bitch

I know this wasn't exactly next on my watch list, but I've heard a great deal about this film, and the general concept for the film seemed to be unique, which piqued my curiosity. So, I decided to check it out, and heck, it's certainly one hell of a ride.

Martyrs follows a young woman named Anna (Morjana Alaoui) who assists her disturbed friend, Lucie (Mylene Jampanoi) who massacres an entire family, after identifying the parents to be her primary abusers during her childhood. However, things don't go according to plan, and Anna eventually finds herself at the mercy of a mysterious cult, who are determined to find out what truly happens following death...

Positives

The plot is certainly unique, and it's unlike anything I've ever encountered before. In particular, its management of mental health and schizophrenia is blunt, dark, and terrifying, and I think it is very accurate in its depiction of how testing and horrific the illness can be, which allows us as viewers to understand why Lucie is as paranoid and fragile as she is. Adding to this, I did enjoy how the film delayed revealing pivotal pieces of information that completely changes our perspectives on what we've just seen. For example, when Lucie coldly kills an entire family, we share Anna's scepticism over whether or not Lucie targeted the correct people, for beforehand they're shown to be completely ordinary people with a standard family dynamic that gives us the false impression that such people could never be capable of such systematic and cold torture, that is methodically applied against children, yet when Anna shockingly discovers a torture chamber within their house, you can retrospectively re-evaluate what you just saw and identify certain clues that were implemented into the film.

I also enjoyed the direction too, there were a couple of scenes where I had to look away which weren't too violent really. It's varied too, for the film goes in a completely different direction after the half way mark, in fact, it almost turns into a separate film entirely, but nevertheless, we're still invested in what's happening. Also, when Anna is subjected to the same abuse that Lucie was when she was just a child, we only view snapshots of Anna's imprisonment, that fittingly emphasises the repetitive, yet cold and emotionally detached way that Anna's captors abuse her in order to achieve religious enlightenment, another element that was uniquely explored in this film (which I'll discuss in a short while).

Feminism. Never before has a horror film involved a cast in which all of the major protagonists and antagonists are female, in fact, the only other example I can think of is Suspiria. I also believe that feminism works extremely well when women are presented and established as villains in addition to being heroes, which, for some reason, always raises controversy (for example, Gone Girl was described as misogynistic for presenting Amy in a negative way for being a villain) for women are not only as capable as being heroic as men, but they just as capable as being terrifying as men, that is excellently demonstrated within this film by the leader of the cult.

This seems like a good point to look at the acting, which was terrific. This mysterious leader of the cult, simply named Mademoiselle, was excellently portrayed by Catherine Begin, who beautifully embodied all of her villainous qualities such as being constantly jaded, emotionally distant and subtle arrogance perfectly. As soon as she moves onto the screen, she is unnerving and creepy during her rants on the difference between being a victim and transcending into martyrdom, something she believes is best achieved by young women, and considering she could have easily have transformed into a pantomime villain or overly condescending in her monologues, I can't really emphasise enough how terrific this actress was. The other leading actresses who portrayed Anna and Lucie were both terrific as well, and I hope they go on to have hugely impressive careers, because their performances and bravery in this film alone is worth of that.

Finally the ending, it was brief but fantastic, and the final few seconds literally changes everything, even though we never heard what Anna described to Mademoiselle of what awaits us in the afterlife. However after consulting IMDb and thinking about it over and over, there are distinct possibilities for what could have happened:

1.What Anna described to the Mademoiselle was so beautiful and amazing, Mademoiselle simply couldn't believe how terrific it was, and with her life work finally having been accomplished, she kills herself to experience that new existence immediately.

2.What we as the audience see during the credits, Anna and Lucie playing as children, is what Anna saw during her state of martyrdom, and she concludes her speech by saying "keep doubting" (Mademoiselle's final lines, that conclude the film) because Anna isn't certain whether she is witnessing heaven, or simply re-living her happiest memories. Mademoiselle, undoubtedly having no happiness or joy within her life, realises that what she expected to happen in the afterlife didn't solidify any of her expectations, and seeing as she was elderly, bitter and it had taken her organisation 17 years to produce any results of significance, she kills herself, no longer having a purpose in life.

3. (My favourite, and what I personally believe probably happened) Anna was tricking the cult the whole time. She knew that the cult expected something so divine and beyond their comprehension, that Anna decided to disprove these beliefs by simply telling Mademoiselle that she saw nothing, meaning that Mademoiselle's entire life work had been pointless. And with the head of the institution being removed and with the organisation potentially disbanding, Anna achieves her goal in making sure that no woman ever has to endure what she did, for her suffering ended the suffering of all others. The problem with this though, is that after enduring such horrific torture, Anna probably wasn't thinking rationally.

There are many other possibilities, and this is why I probably like the film as much as I do, because those final few seconds completely changed my perspective on the film, and gave it so much more substance than your average film of any genre.

Negatives

This is definitely subjective, but, I feel as though the change between the film's main two sequences is too drastic. It literally changes into an entirely different film, with the first half being a home invasion/psychological horror whilst the second is torture porn (but not as gratuitous as pretty much every other torture porn film) and it leaves the film feeling a little disconnected, that affects the fluidity of it. It almost feels as though the writer started with two entirely separate screenplays, but then decided to merge the two to make a feature film? Anyway, I didn't like this effect, but it's definitely down to your own personal perspective.

Anna's torture scenes are too repetitive and are too drawn out as well. For approximately twenty minutes, all we see is Anna being fed (and subsequently smacked if she doesn't eat properly), being beaten up by a thuggish man, having her head shaved and urinating in a bucket. It gets a little bit boring, although it is to show how systematic and structured the cult's torture processes are nonetheless.

Conclusion

It's hard to rate this film, because it's like watching two different films. But, both parts are hugely effective and impacting, and with brilliant acting, writing and directing, Canada once again prove why they often considered amongst the best countries for horror. So, I'll award this film:




Survivor 5s #2 Bitch
Good review Cici, I don't personally view the latter part as 'torture porn' just because it contains a prolonged sequence of abuse/torture but I can see why others do - also sorry to have to mention it but the film is ostensibly French not Canadian really
I was really confused about the "nationality" of it because places say it is French, but it was filmed in Quebec and many of the actors involved were Canadian so I thought it was Canadian
Thanks for the compliment though! And I agree that it's not really torture porn, but it doesn't fit anything else and I was trying to explain how different it becomes in as vivid a way as possible



I'd like to see Martyrs again, as I've only seen it once. The first time, I really enjoyed the first half hour before it lost me. I remember feeling that it got lame after that, and like I had seen it all before.

Nice review.



Good review, CiCi!

I remember not giving this a high rating, but I love the french new wave of horror, which has this certain style to it that is digusting but beautiful. My favorite so far of those types of films is 'Inside'.

Although predictable, I liked the first half of the 'Matyrs'. The second half I liked more for its themes and what it wanted to tell, but it wasn't like I enjoyed every minute of the repeating torture. I understood it and it wasn't all just for the sake of gore, but it could get a little boring and "enough" after a while. Kind of the point though.

If you haven't seen Inside or High Tension I recommmend you check em out since you liked this one. But the latter has an awful ending though, which ruins the entire film. It's good up until then though.