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This MoFo Fantasy Football thread is brought to you this week by Van Camps Pork and Beans: "Nothing says Van Camps like a big ripping smelly pork and bean fart!"
After a two week hiatus... well, let's be honest, I just couldn't be bothered. I am back and bigger than ever! And this time I have corporate sponsoring! In fact, this next sentence is going to be brought to you by Midol. Which I need, because my man vagina hurts. REAL BAD. Speaking of bad, my team stinks, apparently. PW is currently trying to negotiate a trade with an owner of another team that also stinks but LT is still so pissed at her team she will only speak to me through a Japanese interpreter. I don't speak Japanese and honestly, neither does she so this whole process has been a complete waste of time. Hopefully my offer to bribe her with a foodstuff of any kind whatsoever will calm her enough to at least come to the table an see if we can trade a couple of our crappy players for someone else's crappy players. Fingers crossed!
This weeks picks are being brought to you by Spic and Span. "Why just clean your floors? Make them Spic and Span!"
PW's Odd Squad vs. Sookie's Suckers
Sigh... what can I say? A couple of players makes all the difference. Over in the Jungle I lose Charles and my team is still just rolling along. Here, with a few different receivers my team is a disaster. Several of LT's players are on bye this week though so if I have a shot to kick a girl when she's down (and I'd totally do that) this appears to be the week to do so.
My pick: Odd Squad I hope... I hope
11 Angry Men vs. The No Name Gang
The Angry men appear set to make another run to the playoffs and this weeks victim has a few key players out. He's got a few guys he can plug in there though so this will be pretty close unless Rodgers just goes off again which is entirely possible as he's better than Favre ever was. Who knows? I do.
My pick: No Name's name is Robert Paulson.
The Mean Machine vs. Big Damn Heroes
Looks like another good one unless the Pats struggle, even so that Brady to Welker thing is seemingly even more ridonkulous than usual this year.
My pick: Big Damn Heroes, "Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... carry the nothin' ... "
Hired Goons vs. Wyld Stallyns
All of the sudden Sleezy is vying for trader of the year. He's moving guys left and right in an effort to devise a new and improved MoFo fantasy juggernaut. Man that was a good sentence. I should write stuff like that more often, maybe more folks would read this crappy column if I did. Nah...
Other that, I got nuthin, looks like a close game.
My pick: Hired Goons. Because I smile whenever I say Goons. Or Gooney. Or any other variation of the word Goon.
Beantown Champs vs. Mindsculpters
I only take back the one or two really bad obscenities I hurled in Petey's general direction last Sunday. As his team of misfits finally decided to show up and put the hurtin' on what was supposed to be my next win to get even in the early season. But noooooooo, now his team is unbeatable! We should all quiver in fear at how puny we are next the might Champs and their unstoppable train of a ship that goes real fast.
Bah, his team really looks good on paper, I just can't figure out who's dog he ran over and what little old gypsy lady cursed his ass so badly that his teams have underperformed so mightily in the last 3 years. Whatareyougonnado? Pick against him, that's what.
My pick: Mindsculpters. And I have no idea how because that's a terrible team too. I mean, just look at it.
HA!!!
Team Zissou vs. Flash II
Zissou is making some interesting moves and Flashy should have a better record than he does if Indy had anything at all on the bench. I think Flashy gets one this week.
My pick: Flashy II, Dance!
The Replicants vs. Dextruction
This game of the week is brought to you by Rolaids. "How do you spell relief? W. I. N!!!
I'm telling you its that cool new Replicant logo that's making all the difference this season. No undefeated teams after this week. I says.
My pick: The Replicants, shine once again, ever so brightly.
Well that was fun. If I can't get something worked out with LT pretty soon I may be bombarding some of you with deals pretty soon because I obviously need to do something with my sad little team.
Good luck peeps!
After a two week hiatus... well, let's be honest, I just couldn't be bothered. I am back and bigger than ever! And this time I have corporate sponsoring! In fact, this next sentence is going to be brought to you by Midol. Which I need, because my man vagina hurts. REAL BAD. Speaking of bad, my team stinks, apparently. PW is currently trying to negotiate a trade with an owner of another team that also stinks but LT is still so pissed at her team she will only speak to me through a Japanese interpreter. I don't speak Japanese and honestly, neither does she so this whole process has been a complete waste of time. Hopefully my offer to bribe her with a foodstuff of any kind whatsoever will calm her enough to at least come to the table an see if we can trade a couple of our crappy players for someone else's crappy players. Fingers crossed!
This weeks picks are being brought to you by Spic and Span. "Why just clean your floors? Make them Spic and Span!"
PW's Odd Squad vs. Sookie's Suckers
Sigh... what can I say? A couple of players makes all the difference. Over in the Jungle I lose Charles and my team is still just rolling along. Here, with a few different receivers my team is a disaster. Several of LT's players are on bye this week though so if I have a shot to kick a girl when she's down (and I'd totally do that) this appears to be the week to do so.
My pick: Odd Squad I hope... I hope
11 Angry Men vs. The No Name Gang
The Angry men appear set to make another run to the playoffs and this weeks victim has a few key players out. He's got a few guys he can plug in there though so this will be pretty close unless Rodgers just goes off again which is entirely possible as he's better than Favre ever was. Who knows? I do.
My pick: No Name's name is Robert Paulson.
The Mean Machine vs. Big Damn Heroes
Looks like another good one unless the Pats struggle, even so that Brady to Welker thing is seemingly even more ridonkulous than usual this year.
My pick: Big Damn Heroes, "Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... carry the nothin' ... "
Hired Goons vs. Wyld Stallyns
All of the sudden Sleezy is vying for trader of the year. He's moving guys left and right in an effort to devise a new and improved MoFo fantasy juggernaut. Man that was a good sentence. I should write stuff like that more often, maybe more folks would read this crappy column if I did. Nah...
Other that, I got nuthin, looks like a close game.
My pick: Hired Goons. Because I smile whenever I say Goons. Or Gooney. Or any other variation of the word Goon.
Beantown Champs vs. Mindsculpters
I only take back the one or two really bad obscenities I hurled in Petey's general direction last Sunday. As his team of misfits finally decided to show up and put the hurtin' on what was supposed to be my next win to get even in the early season. But noooooooo, now his team is unbeatable! We should all quiver in fear at how puny we are next the might Champs and their unstoppable train of a ship that goes real fast.
Bah, his team really looks good on paper, I just can't figure out who's dog he ran over and what little old gypsy lady cursed his ass so badly that his teams have underperformed so mightily in the last 3 years. Whatareyougonnado? Pick against him, that's what.
My pick: Mindsculpters. And I have no idea how because that's a terrible team too. I mean, just look at it.
HA!!!Team Zissou vs. Flash II
Zissou is making some interesting moves and Flashy should have a better record than he does if Indy had anything at all on the bench. I think Flashy gets one this week.
My pick: Flashy II, Dance!
The Replicants vs. Dextruction
This game of the week is brought to you by Rolaids. "How do you spell relief? W. I. N!!!
I'm telling you its that cool new Replicant logo that's making all the difference this season. No undefeated teams after this week. I says.
My pick: The Replicants, shine once again, ever so brightly.
Well that was fun. If I can't get something worked out with LT pretty soon I may be bombarding some of you with deals pretty soon because I obviously need to do something with my sad little team.
Good luck peeps!
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Up against the Saints though Cam will have to throw, and alot. Its inevitable LaFell will see some throws, and wont be guarded by the best guys NO has as theyll be busy with Olsen and Steve Smith. 
