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... when you walk around for about an hour looking for your car only to realize you rode your bike...
I remember helping a lady look for her car in the parking lot of South Coast Plaza in California when I did security work there. We could not find it and she actually had me call the police to report it stolen. As we all stood outside in the parkinglot filling out paperwork her ride pulled up and wondered what was going on, she left her car at home and got a ride that day. I laughed because I could not help myself and she did too, but the prude cop just made a prune face and left. Oh well alls well that ended well. (nothing against the cop btw, I am sure he hated having his time wasted, but it was still funny)
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I remember helping a lady look for her car in the parking lot of South Coast Plaza in California when I did security work there. We could not find it and she actually had me call the police to report it stolen. As we all stood outside in the parkinglot filling out paperwork her ride pulled up and wondered what was going on, she left her car at home and got a ride that day. I laughed because I could not help myself and she did too, but the prude cop just made a prune face and left. Oh well alls well that ended well. (nothing against the cop btw, I am sure he hated having his time wasted, but it was still funny)
I think at that point all you could do is laugh. If not, you'd proally end up strangleing someone.
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