Rate The Last Movie You Saw

Really? So you can't say that 2 girls 1 cup disgusts you unless you watch the whole thing ?

The Forest

That was a waste of time. The creepy Japanese schoolgirl was amazing at being a creepy horror kid, and the plot twist she throws in is what keeps this ahead of a 1, but I really didn't like this at all. So many dream sequences that I stopped caring about what actually happened. Don't let the ElfYourself viral marketing creator direct a movie.

Fifty Shades of Black

Surprisingly decent, especially because I didn't think Fifty Shades of Grey was bad. It's not consistently funny, but there were a few great scenes in it. I like going back to the Mel Brooks method of actually parodying a movie instead of lumping 20 in for two jokes each.

Kinda different situations, movie can change and have a twist that makes it better. For example The Game is awesome until the last part, then it becomes lame, so how can you judge it if you didn't watch until the end?

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Of course you can. You can hate it. But rating it is difficult if you've not seen it.

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Yes, because a full-length work of cinema (good or bad) is entirely comparable to the trailer for a scat porno.

From the Ebert list, this was well made, but it hardly did anything for me.

The Good Dinosaur

In the tradition of Bambi and Finding Nemo, Disney continue their crusade to traumatise small children with endless peril, parental death and manipulatively emotional scenes. The background animation is stunning but sadly that is not matched by the character design. The plot is boring and uninspired, lurching from danger to danger without a shred of wit or charm. The emotional journey boils down to facing the fear and doing it anyway, which come across as oddly one note after the more emotionally complex Inside Out. It's surprisingly harsh at times, almost like a nature documentary, but then at other times we have very cutesy anthropomorphised dinosaurs who live in little family units and farm; it's strangely uneven. It's not a cheap cash-in like Minions, but that's damning with faint praise, really.

(kids rating )

Seemed pretty similar to me. Except with dredd I was the one eating the cup of ****.

BTW 2 girls was a short film not a trailer.

Escape from L.A. (John Carpenter, 1996) -

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Scat porno? This is some sick sh*t for deranged people. I will finish my post after I've seen my vomit porn that just finished downloading.

The only way that Dredd and 2 Girls 1 Cup are similar is that they're both awesome.

Deadpool (2016)

The jokes hit right from the beginning with those hilarious opening credits, the action was great, the fourth wall breaking was good and very clever and also the romance story was surprisingly really good, andI can't forget to mention those end credit scenes lol that's all I'll say.. The chemistry between Wade and his girlfriend was very well done and I applaud the writers, the director Miller, Reynolds, and Baccarin for making it work and making us actually care for the two of them. This is easily in my top 5 favorite comic book movies of all time. Only problems I had with this film was that the villains could of been fleshed out more.

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The first 25 minutes were promising with ordinary citizens going on sudden killing sprees, including a police officer played by none other than Andy Kaufman. Their last words are always "God told me to". The rest of the movie is a complete snoozefest until a decent ending. This is the kind of movie that if you saw it when you were 7, and looked back at it many years later, you would look at it fondly due to a couple of cool scenes, despite the fact that you slept through most of it.

That sounds like a really cool premise though.

Yea I thought so, and that's why I had it on my watchlist. It should've went more the exploitation route.

I watched Truth with Cate Blanchett and Robert Redford on a plane ride home yesterday.
9.5/10,more movies like these are needed.

It really does portray how we can end up losing our jobs or possibly going to jail for telling the truth.

It's a fecking messed up world we live in.

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Race (2016)

Deadpool (2016)

Straight out of the gates this movie has you laughing. It's loaded with pop culture references and is very cleverly written.

9/10

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