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mattiasflgrtll6's Avatar
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I'll start with Gone With The Wind:

"Frankly my deer, I don't give a damn."

E.T.
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E.T. The Extra Terrestrial:
"We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my llama!"
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"Now I have a platypus. Ho-ho-ho"
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I'll start with Gone With The Wind:

"Frankly my deer, I don't give a damn."

E.T.
My problem with this is I cant think of any movie quotes. You got the best one already!
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"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

Ghostbusters, didn't have to actually change anything for this quote :-).
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mattiasflgrtll6's Avatar
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I had to think a bit with that one.

Raging Bull:

Jake La Motta: Go get 'em, champ.

[he begins shadowboxing]

Jake La Motta: I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull... I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull, I'm da bull.



Blade Runner:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack sheep on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die!"



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The truth is in here
Blade Runner:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack sheep on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die!"
Is this because the original book is called Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? If so, not bad.

Here's a quote from Pulp Fiction that doesn't need changing:

"Does he look like a bitch?"



"Smile, you son of a bitch!"

(Hey, there are a lot of famous quotes where you don't have to change a word and they still have an animal mentioned in them!)



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