Oprah coming to Australia

Most of the Oprah bashers here are guys who were never fans of the Oracle of Chicago.

I find Oprah to be all right but she's not one of my favourite talk show hosts. My mum really likes her though, so I want to get her tickets to her show down here.

Oprah is full of herself.

........................ next we will be getting potatoes

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Never! Our spuds are going nowhere!

You probably don't have enough rain and generally crap weather for them to flourish anyway. Yer better off growing chips - cut out the middle man.

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http://www.dpiw.tas.gov.au/inter.nsf...ILE/Potato.pdf

Of course they grow Tatties in Tazzie it is like England or Ireland, cold and wet

Tasmanian Devil Taters?

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Eww! Oprah looks really ugly fat!

Yeah, cos she's a really good looking woman otherwise.

This is the real reason she is coming.

http://www.yassysgdk.com/product.sc;...5?productId=32

Since this is the Oprah thread, I am obliged to post this:

OVER 9000 PENISES

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I always feel like Im betraying her somehow, but I never understood the fascination with Oprah. she has a cult-like following that is seriously scary (and somewhat awe-inspiring). Then she went and insulted african-american school children, and basically made her own religion.

basically, we all knew she was off, but when she became her own god, she crossed the line. Elvis has left the building!

she's insane. i would definitely still go to her show tho.

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Oprah may be God, but at least she pays her own way when she goes to another country.

Next year she is giving away to her audience 9000 penises.

Not all of it the NSW government are paying $3,000,000 towards it

That was

He wasn't trying to kill her. That was just another weight loss gimmick she was testing out.

Scientology weight control.

I suddenly thought of Jape.

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