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China was a blast. Ate so much good food along with Tsing Tao. The weight I gained I quickly lost in camp in Thailand.
Unfortunately, I couldn't stay out of trouble. What was supposed to be a controled sparring session turned ugly when my sparring partner decided to go serious and opened up a nasty gash on my forehead with his elbow. I went WWE on him, picked him up and threw him out of the ring. Then, his brother and the rest of his corner entered the frey. Thankfully, my girlfriend is not squimish and the sight of blood splatters didn't phase her ( it helped that it wasn't all mine )and luckily my mentor was present and was able to put a halt to escalating carnage. Needless to say, there were no more sparring sessions and we crossed over into Burma, where we ran into a rag tag outfit with machine guns that thought that we might be worth some money. They were wrong and here I still am ( all digits still intact ). Can't say the same for my girlfriend, who became another victim of the sex slave trade.
Just kidding. She was much luckier than me, since that really didn't happen to her ( but it almost did ).
Anyway, overall, it was a fun vacation and here I am, breathing proof that life sometimes imitates art.
Unfortunately, I couldn't stay out of trouble. What was supposed to be a controled sparring session turned ugly when my sparring partner decided to go serious and opened up a nasty gash on my forehead with his elbow. I went WWE on him, picked him up and threw him out of the ring. Then, his brother and the rest of his corner entered the frey. Thankfully, my girlfriend is not squimish and the sight of blood splatters didn't phase her ( it helped that it wasn't all mine )and luckily my mentor was present and was able to put a halt to escalating carnage. Needless to say, there were no more sparring sessions and we crossed over into Burma, where we ran into a rag tag outfit with machine guns that thought that we might be worth some money. They were wrong and here I still am ( all digits still intact ). Can't say the same for my girlfriend, who became another victim of the sex slave trade.
Just kidding. She was much luckier than me, since that really didn't happen to her ( but it almost did ).
Anyway, overall, it was a fun vacation and here I am, breathing proof that life sometimes imitates art.
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, but I am one of those individuals whose life has often been stranger than fiction. I'll call that a blessing in disguise.