If you fold a new 20 dollar bill a certain way, you will see the pentagon on fire, if you flip it over, you will see the twin towers on fire.
__________________ "I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." - Mitch Hedberg
Long ago in england people at pubs had a whistle baked into the rim of their beer mugs. The whistle was used to call the bar tender over for a refill. That is where the phrase "wet your whistle" came from.
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis
The hummingbird is the only bird who can fly backward...
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Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much *life*. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully.
-Ruth Gordon, Harold and Maude
One serious study on the differences between the sexes concerning their eructation habits found mat when fed the exact same food, women have more concentrated gas than men, or "a greater odor intensity."
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
It's 8 spiders.
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
hahahaha boondock saints.
The seinfeld one is false, it's not every episode, it's just most of them. Since there is no Superman in the parking lot, or the chineese restaurant...among others.
__________________ "A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have."
In the U.S. there are 18 doctors called Dr. Doctor, and one called Dr. Surgeon. There is also a dermatologist named Dr. Rash, a psychiatrist called Dr. Couch and an anesthesiologist named Dr. Gass
The seinfeld one is false, it's not every episode, it's just most of them. Since there is no Superman in the parking lot, or the chineese restaurant...among others.
Apparently, the Parking lot one started in his appartment. Not sure about the chineese resaurant one though.
"Yahoo! was originally called 'Jerry's Guide to the World Wide Web'. "