Since there's a Pizza Question...Camo's Pizza Opinions/Facts:
Guanciale (Smoked Pigs Cheek) is the best pizza topping, my favourite ever pizza is just Mozzarella, Guanciale and Basil. Garlic, Parmesan and Red Pepper Flakes can be added to that but none of them are essential. Also i had a Nduja Sausage Pizza last month which was incredible, second best pizza meat after Guanciale with Pepperoni in third, Prosciutto in fourth and various kinds of salami and sausage next. Other toppings i love outside of the ones i've already mentioned: Anchovies, Brocolli, Spinach, Onion (preferrably red but white is cool with me), Mushroom, Artichoke Hearts. And others but those are generally my god tier toppings. Also my preferred Mozzarella application is both grated and big balls that melt into scrumptious puddles of Ol' Mozz
Worst toppings i've had include: Pineapple, Tuna, Sweetcorn and Coriander. Pineapple is a top five fruit but it absolutely doesn't belong on pizza and when you pick it off you can still taste it, when i say Tuna i mean canned i had that once proper Tuna is incredible so i'm sure it'd be good. Sweetcorn and Coriander are both good but they weirded up my Pizza! Never went that out there Pizza Toppings wise, i'm generally an adventurous eater just not Pizza wise as i'd be pissed if i messed it up. The worst meats are Chicken and Minced Beef, both are edible but they just aren't good on Pizza, Pizza Meat pretty much has to be pork. I'm sure good steak on Pizza would be fantastic but that's not how i want to be eating good steak. Haggis is the occasional exception. OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND...
A few others i'm not crazy about but they aren't a deal breaker include: Tomatoes of any kind, Bell Peppers and Prawn/Shrimp. Tomatoes are one of the best foods known to man but i tend to think they overwhelm the pizza with there already being tomato sauce, maybe they'd work well with white sauce or whatever i dunno only ever had them with regular pizza sauce. Prawn/Shrimp are something i'd never order on a pizza but i have had them, while edible they weren't that welcome. I just find Bell Peppers boring in general, they are fine on Pizza but they don't add much.
I adore Spicy Food, my uncle is a chilli head and thanks to him i currently have seven hot sauces in my house with plenty more that i've finished. Every time i'm at his place i leave with a hotsauce as well as some peppers whether bought or ones he's grown himself, also occasionally other spicy foods; for example last time i went i left with these Habanero Nuts which were pretty bad. So i'm no wimp when it comes to da spice, but i'm not crazy about chillies on my pizza. They're infinitely preferrable to bell peppers but i rarely ever order them, would rather just have Red Pepper for a little spice. Of the ones i've had rankings go: Roquito>Banana>Pepperoncino>Cherry>Jalapeno>Habanero. Habanero is a serious contender for best Chilli but they are just way too hot for a Pizza and while removing the membrane is an option to reduce the heat i didn't have them that way and the fruity flavour would be weird on a pizza.
Cheese has to be either Mozzarella and Parmesan (not or, Parmesan is an addition) of those i've tried anyway. Cheddar, Goats Cheese and Blue weren't bad but i'd never order them and i love Feta when used correctly but i find it deeply unpleasant on Pizza. White Sauce is a pleasant change of pace from time to time but i generally just go for regular. Only time i ever get a BBQ Sauce Pizza is when i end up with Dominoes, Pizza Hut or Papa Johns and that only happens like once every two years when i'm with friends that want to order it. Hot Sauce would be fine but like i said i'm not crazy about spicy pizzas. If you're dipping your Pizza in Ranch/Mayo/Whatever Abomination, YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, jesus were you raised by wolves?
Top Ten Toppings (Not counting Basil, Parmesan or Garlic coz i think of them as something different and wouldn't know where to rank them):
01. Guanciale
02. Onion
03. Artichoke Hearts
04. Nduja
05. Pepperoni
06. Mushroom
07. Anchovies
08. Spinach
09. Brocolli
10. Prosciutto
Top Ten Worst:
01. Pineapple
02. Tuna (Canned Like i said)
03. Coriander
04. Feta
05. Sweetcorn
06. Bell Peppers
07. Chicken
08. Minced Beef
09. Prawn/Shrimp
10. Tomato
Toppings i've seen on menu's i'd like to try: Brussel Sprouts, Potato, Lobster, Crab, Duck.
Toppings i've seen on menu's i have no interest in trying: Egg, Lettuce (Seriously, WTF!), Strawberries, Figs (Basically any fruit that isn't Tomato), Avocado (Love it but i don't think it'd work on Pizza), Turkey, Various Cheeses, Various Herbs that aren't Basil.
Glad i got that off my chest. Now we've all learned the truth today! Was tempted to keep going as it'd be so great if my longest post was about Pizza
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, but I'm not sure I can get on board with this pineapple on pizza thing... 